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Andi Zeisler
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Senior culture writer, Salon.com. Formerly Bitch Media. Forever fan of print magazines. Tell your dog I said hello.
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Catching up on the “Cool Girls For Capitalism” thing and wondering if it’s a hasty rebrand of “Hot Girls For Cuomo” but either way it’s a hard yikes
A post from X that reads: “We had an extremely packed house (500+ RSVPs) for tonight's "Cool Girls for Capitalism" event in support of Cuomo for mayor. The whole event came together in less than 1 week I don't support antisemitism or socialism so that makes my vote easy!” And below the text, some photos of Cuomo with allegedly cool girls, looking as creepy as you would expect him to in that situation
October 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Some good signs from Portland
“I could be home smoking weed but these fucking Nazis are ruining my weekend” “STOP…All of this” “Nothing in America is safer than the Epstein Files” “Hey fascists! Eat Ass”
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I will thank you to leave me and my goddamn snacks alone
PR email with subject line: “New Research: Gen X Women More Addicted to Snacks”
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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honestly props to the Emergency Naked Bike Riders, the weather was absolute shit today
Naked bike riders crossing an intersection
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Winona Ryder, covered in ash and dragging on a cigarette at the end of “Heathers”
October 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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of course that’s the user address
The request for a gift for King Charles came from a State Department liaison who used the email address "giftgir12025" and initially told the museum that they were looking for "like a sword or something," according to a person familiar with the discussions.
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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bummer for Jimmy Fallon. all that unctuous hair-ruffling, and for what
From Truth Social: Great News for America. The ratings challenged Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED. Congratulations to ABC for finally having the courage to do what had to be done. Kimmel has ZERO talent, and worse ratings than even Colbert, if that's possible. That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!! President DJT
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I know this week has been a lot, but spare a wee thought for Tony, who noticed his reflection in a glass cabinet door and has been having an existential crisis about it all day
a brindle sausage dog lying amid a bunch of pillows and looking plaintively at the camera bc he’s really going through it right now
September 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I take no pleasure in this, but
Free Press piece titled “Je Suis Charlie” “Charlie Kirk was murdered while practicing the very act that gave birth to this nation—and the only thing that will ensure its survival.” By The Editors
September 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Good news everyone the “Charlie Kirk was murdered by Woke” takes are arriving right on schedule
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Sorry I am simply not entertaining business insights from a person whose AI food-podcast host is named Claire Delish
“Former Wondery exec Jeanine Wright is leading a new firm, Inception Point AI, that's betting on flooding the zone with audio content: “I think that people who are still referring to all AI-generated content as AI slop are probably lazy luddites." [image caption] Not real: The AI-generated podcast "hosts" Clare Delish, Oly Bennett and Nigel Thistledown.
September 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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In other AI breakthroughs that absolutely no one asked for:

What if the voice, attitude, and completely unearned confidence of a 22-year-old mediocre white dude who just discovered Ayn Rand was literally attached to you
“Schiffmann says the Friend’s personality reflects a worldview close to his own; that of a man in his early twenties. But Schiffmann can be brash, snarky, and vocally unconcerned about critical feedback, and it seems like that attitude has carried over to the device he has infused with his essence. In this era of cloyingly obsequious chatbots, it could seem refreshing to interact with an AI companion that isn’t unfailingly sycophantic. But the Friend often goes hard in the other direction. Its tone comes off as opinionated, judgy, and downright condescending at times.”
September 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Ah yes, what does a parent love more than their wristwatch weighing in on how they could be doing parenting better
“This A.I. assistant always listening to your conversations could remind you that you forgot to deliver something that you promised to a colleague the other day. It may even help you become a better parent. Mr. Siroker shared this example: Recently, during a trip to a theme park, his children begged him for more credits to play in an arcade, and he caved. His A.I. assistant, which had been listening, sent him a text message explaining what he could have said to remain firm.”
September 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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whenever I’m worried I might hate myself too much I just think of the NYT editors going on Hinge dates and pretending they work at Cat Fancy
“President of Peace, Department of War. A New Name Sends Mixed Signals.” President Trump’s renaming of the Defense Department comes amid his campaign for a Nobel Peace Prize. On Saturday, he wrote on social media that Chicago was “about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR.”
September 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Clockwork Orange guys in the Milk Bar under a LIVE LAUGH LOVE banner
September 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Still thinking about this guy who rocked up to the party last night with all his lil hands
An intense-looking baby possum
August 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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would you call this…Orwollian
Mr. Orwoll and his ex-wife, Caitlin Smith, have four children between the ages of 2 and 8. Living in the community, Ms. Smith said, has been great for her children because it has given them “people to play with that we could trust.” The pair met at music school — like Mr. Orwoll, Ms. Smith, 31, who is originally from upstate New York, plays the French horn. Before they had four children, the pair made live sex videos for money on the porn site Chaturbate.
August 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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oh okay
On his X account, Mr. Csere uses antisemitic slurs and says that the Holocaust never happened but should have. When asked in an interview about the genocide, he contradicted his X posts and said he believed the Holocaust happened. “Well, it was bad,” he said.
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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the shot/chaser of “French horn” and “Shen Yun” 😕🙁☹️😫
Mr. Orwoll grew up in La Mirada, Calif., outside Los Angeles, and in high school he considered himself a libertarian. He studied the French horn at the prestigious Eastman School of Music in Rochester, N.Y., before moving to Milwaukee to join the orchestra with Shen Yun, the classical Chinese dance and music production.
August 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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sweet vaping Christ I can *smell* this description
The community’s other founder, Peter Csere, was arrested in Ecuador for stabbing a miner and is accused of stealing tens of thousands of dollars from a vegan community there. Both he and Mr. Orwoll say they believe Return to the Land meets the requirements for a legal exemption for private associations and religious groups that offer housing to their members.
August 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
Derry Girl Clare Devlin smiling in her school uniform
August 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Watching my one dog chasing his tail from the POV of my other dog: cute but guys if I wanted to watch the news I would
August 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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huh legacy media outlets seem really mad about CEOs facing consequences, I wonder why that is
July 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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If you see Tony in the backyard no you didn’t
A brown brindle dog with short legs blending perfectly in with a yard full of bark chips
June 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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They’re doing the tweet again
Image of Andrew Lawrence’s now-evergreen 2018 tweet Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes? Con: LOL no...no not those views Me: So.... deregulation? Con: Haha no not those views either Me: Which views, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones 7:24 AM • Oct 11, 2018
June 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM