What an I watching tonight? A tree service take down some trees down the hill. Am I captivated? Yes. Would you ever see me up there? OHN!

@mdrunk.bsky.social So do you have a recipe for that brown sauce they use at tepanyaki restaurants? Not teriyaki sauce, but that steak sauce stuff?

So this blue-flying-thing icon I see now. Is this a slight to someone specific?

So if I hide in the restroom during my shift at work to play games on my phone, does that make me a pro gamer?

When you wake up 3 minutes before you are supposed to be at work. Dun dun dun, MONDAY.

Me in my spot I watch TV from - remote, coaster for coffe/tea/beer.
My mom - remote, coaster for coffe/tea/beer, tissue, 2 kinds of lotion, mixed nuts, peanut butter, mail, purse, laptop, mobile and landline, a banana...

FKA oldwillymac - if we were friends on the bird and your name is different too, give me a friendly reminder.

Sometimes dyslexia can be alright. I got an email that said "Get your focus" which my brain read as "Get your tacos". Yup, brain, good choice.