Andi Dolphin Billig
andidolphin.bsky.social
Andi Dolphin Billig
@andidolphin.bsky.social
A bit of everything. Dad, husband, plays-with-animals, graphic designer, web guy, IT, theatre tech director, building engineer, legal videographer; avid fan of My So-Called Life, Doctor Who, Star Trek, BSG, Firefly, The Cure, Depeche Mode, New Order…
Grape salad is not a thing.
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
If only there were some Education group that would set rules to learn a second language, other than American. Then, maybe, cry baby would be able to follow along.

And, if you can’t understand the words, just enjoy the rhythm.

The rhythm is gonna get you.
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
“A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.”
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Article I Section 4 of the US Constitution says what now?
February 6, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Republicans go “whoppsidaisy, um, do we need to do this?”
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I had a paper route when I was 9. I had taxes taken out then. I’ve already been working over 40 years and work a full time and 2 part time jobs. And…am I hearing this right, I need to work more to pay down the debt because…he and his friends don’t pay their share?

Okay, sign me up for another 40.
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Or, stay with me on this, tax the rich.
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
AI cannot touch/feel/smell/gut feeling with a patient. Using the senses (including common sense) needs to be used. Not AI.

Except… use AI to suture your lips shut, “dr” oz
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 AM
FOIA demands will flood the system for every minute of video from every camera.

Make it so.
February 3, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I’d like him to provide me a list of major airports that are not in “sanctuary cities.”

I’d like also for him to get run over by a vacuum cleaner. Boy, that would really suck.

Both of those are equally likely to happen.
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Can’t believe they’re not holding hands.
January 29, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Yes. “Rhetoric” is the problem. Okay then.
January 29, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“…and not be stopped and asked for your ID and papers by federal agents for standing on the sidewalk in front of your house.”
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
“squads of CBP agents”

or

“squad of goons cosplaying”

or

“squads of Sturmabteilung”

Still doesn’t change the narrative that these federal agents executed a US citizen who was, from all aspects and all video footage so far, doing nothing wrong.

He was executed by these stormtroopers.
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Skyfall
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
“They get the same treatment as moms and nurses…” would have been more accurate.
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 AM