Washed up ball bag made manifest.
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Washed up ball bag made manifest.
Affirmation app mocks me yet again.
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Affirmation app mocks me yet again.
I was thinking earlier that none of you washed up ball bags had messaged me to say how great it is to see me back tweeting but then I tweet stuff like this and I’m like, oh yeah okay. Alright.
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 AM
I was thinking earlier that none of you washed up ball bags had messaged me to say how great it is to see me back tweeting but then I tweet stuff like this and I’m like, oh yeah okay. Alright.
I bet you’re thinking “but Fiona - how can a Gen Z boy be a washed up ball bag?” Have you not heard of Paul Mescal?
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 AM
I bet you’re thinking “but Fiona - how can a Gen Z boy be a washed up ball bag?” Have you not heard of Paul Mescal?
I could easily, EASILY spin this into a decline of western civilisation op-ed in the Irish Times but they probably wouldn’t let me use the phrase “washed up ball bags” which would defeat the whole purpose
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 AM
I could easily, EASILY spin this into a decline of western civilisation op-ed in the Irish Times but they probably wouldn’t let me use the phrase “washed up ball bags” which would defeat the whole purpose
Reposted by Foof
remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
remember always the poster's credo: no one deserves the benefit of the doubt except me
We are all doomed to marry our mothers, but some of us are looking at the stars.
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
We are all doomed to marry our mothers, but some of us are looking at the stars.
!!!! What a legend. That’s genius level
January 21, 2026 at 7:38 AM
!!!! What a legend. That’s genius level
On the hind tit as usual?
January 18, 2026 at 9:32 AM
On the hind tit as usual?