Matt Anderson
@andersonmt09.bsky.social
Employment lawyer with a Warriors problem; RVA; He/him
Me at a regular hotel: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a $15 draft hazy IPA)
Also Mme at an all-inclusive: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a can of watery Pilsner that would barely cost a dollar outside the resort)
#DrinkLocal
Also Mme at an all-inclusive: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a can of watery Pilsner that would barely cost a dollar outside the resort)
#DrinkLocal
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Me at a regular hotel: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a $15 draft hazy IPA)
Also Mme at an all-inclusive: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a can of watery Pilsner that would barely cost a dollar outside the resort)
#DrinkLocal
Also Mme at an all-inclusive: “I’ll have the local beer, please” (a can of watery Pilsner that would barely cost a dollar outside the resort)
#DrinkLocal
Gen Z: why all y’all wear sweatshirts no matter how hot and humid it is?
July 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gen Z: why all y’all wear sweatshirts no matter how hot and humid it is?
Last summer, our then 2 year old named the cardinal in our backyard Carl. This summer, Carl has a mate. My wife named her Lindsay. 💀 #SummerHouse
June 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Last summer, our then 2 year old named the cardinal in our backyard Carl. This summer, Carl has a mate. My wife named her Lindsay. 💀 #SummerHouse
@jowrotethis.bsky.social @robmahoney.bsky.social loved the “Your Friends & Neighbors” pods. Gotta shout out the 2nd biggest groan of the finale (after the Stones drop): when Coop said the title of Tropper’s most famous novel leaving the gala.
June 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
@jowrotethis.bsky.social @robmahoney.bsky.social loved the “Your Friends & Neighbors” pods. Gotta shout out the 2nd biggest groan of the finale (after the Stones drop): when Coop said the title of Tropper’s most famous novel leaving the gala.
Me when Lil said her parents were picking her up #SummerHouse
March 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me when Lil said her parents were picking her up #SummerHouse
@robmahoney.bsky.social the female equivalent of bros before hoes you were looking for was Leslie Knope’s trademark: ovaries before brovaries
March 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
@robmahoney.bsky.social the female equivalent of bros before hoes you were looking for was Leslie Knope’s trademark: ovaries before brovaries
My toddler asked me to name all my friends. It was devastating.
a woman wearing a black sweater with bravo written on the bottom
ALT: a woman wearing a black sweater with bravo written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My toddler asked me to name all my friends. It was devastating.
The #BelowDeckDownUnder producers putting the temp and humidity on the screen to shrugs and yawns from everyone who lives in the Southeastern United States.
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The #BelowDeckDownUnder producers putting the temp and humidity on the screen to shrugs and yawns from everyone who lives in the Southeastern United States.
Rob Pelinka dressed like the divorced dad trying to go to the club with his college-aged girlfriend at Iggy’s jersey retirement ceremony #DubNation
February 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Rob Pelinka dressed like the divorced dad trying to go to the club with his college-aged girlfriend at Iggy’s jersey retirement ceremony #DubNation
Butler:
Burned every org that employed him
Was mad at MIA for not giving him an extension
Refusing to agree to an extension with GSW
These are huge red flags I’m glad the Warriors saw & acted accordingly #DubNation
Burned every org that employed him
Was mad at MIA for not giving him an extension
Refusing to agree to an extension with GSW
These are huge red flags I’m glad the Warriors saw & acted accordingly #DubNation
February 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Butler:
Burned every org that employed him
Was mad at MIA for not giving him an extension
Refusing to agree to an extension with GSW
These are huge red flags I’m glad the Warriors saw & acted accordingly #DubNation
Burned every org that employed him
Was mad at MIA for not giving him an extension
Refusing to agree to an extension with GSW
These are huge red flags I’m glad the Warriors saw & acted accordingly #DubNation
I’m assuming the league forced this trade because it was tired of the Lakers being irrelevant and having no prospects of being relevant for the next decade. #NBA
February 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I’m assuming the league forced this trade because it was tired of the Lakers being irrelevant and having no prospects of being relevant for the next decade. #NBA
Most of me is horrified. But there’s a small part that is like “he’s doing exactly what he told you he was going to do, you stupid fucks.”
January 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Most of me is horrified. But there’s a small part that is like “he’s doing exactly what he told you he was going to do, you stupid fucks.”
Trade proposal:
Warriors get: LaVine, Dalen Terry, Torrey Craig
Bulls get: JK, Buddy, Schröder, GPII, Loon, Waters, a top 5 protected future first, two swaps
Who says no? #DubNation
Warriors get: LaVine, Dalen Terry, Torrey Craig
Bulls get: JK, Buddy, Schröder, GPII, Loon, Waters, a top 5 protected future first, two swaps
Who says no? #DubNation
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Trade proposal:
Warriors get: LaVine, Dalen Terry, Torrey Craig
Bulls get: JK, Buddy, Schröder, GPII, Loon, Waters, a top 5 protected future first, two swaps
Who says no? #DubNation
Warriors get: LaVine, Dalen Terry, Torrey Craig
Bulls get: JK, Buddy, Schröder, GPII, Loon, Waters, a top 5 protected future first, two swaps
Who says no? #DubNation
The slide to authoritarianism is not hypothetical. It is happening.
This is all over TikTok but anywhere else no one seems to know that this terrifying bill has been proposed. They douse it with pretty language to try and cover up the last part. THIS IS REAL. THIS IS SO BAD. The more you look into it the worse it gets.
January 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The slide to authoritarianism is not hypothetical. It is happening.
Last night, my wife told our 3-yr old that it was too late to play hide-&-seek & he could play in the morning. His response:
Thanks! But you’ll be asleep in the morning. !
#Threenager
Thanks! But you’ll be asleep in the morning. !
#Threenager
January 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Last night, my wife told our 3-yr old that it was too late to play hide-&-seek & he could play in the morning. His response:
Thanks! But you’ll be asleep in the morning. !
#Threenager
Thanks! But you’ll be asleep in the morning. !
#Threenager
The Richmond/Henrico Ring App message board has devolved into an absolute troll fest. And I’m here for it. Here are some of my favorites #RVA #RichmondWaterCrisis2025
January 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Richmond/Henrico Ring App message board has devolved into an absolute troll fest. And I’m here for it. Here are some of my favorites #RVA #RichmondWaterCrisis2025
I sure am glad we can trade Schröder again before the end of the season #DubNation
December 29, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I sure am glad we can trade Schröder again before the end of the season #DubNation
We need to hire Mike Brown right now. #DubNation
December 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
We need to hire Mike Brown right now. #DubNation
No, Instagram. I don’t need to know that a loser I went to high school with is posting Threads at 18 year old OF models trying to get them to meet up with him. Thanks, though.
December 27, 2024 at 10:44 PM
No, Instagram. I don’t need to know that a loser I went to high school with is posting Threads at 18 year old OF models trying to get them to meet up with him. Thanks, though.
The generation who was told power wheels were unattainable is now buying their children power wheels.
December 27, 2024 at 2:58 PM
The generation who was told power wheels were unattainable is now buying their children power wheels.