You wanna make it to the big leagues, kid? You gotta work on your sociopathy. All that empathy is getting in your way.

Looking forward to your interview with Ariana Grande's stalker. I bet he has a great perspective on her recent work.

Yeah, but a lot of people are saying it.

This feels like one of those Amercia's Funniest Videos where you're wondering why they're recording some dude doing ordinary chores. When does he slam his dick in the gate?

de Adder is awesome. Wish he wasn't too classy to reference the fighter plane dropping shit on protesters.

What a ridiculously huge difference between the shitty painting that she performed in front of the crowd and the finished painting at the end. Did Jesus come down from heaven to re-paint it for her?

Can't wait for the White House press release that celebrates the lowering of prices while conveniently omitting the part about raising of prices.

Would probably be more effective to taunt him for the next few years, to keep him from name-checking Jesus whenever he needs political points

Did not wake up today expecting to have admiration for a group of Catholic leaders but here we are

This particular hill -- the one called "Well actually, pedophilia isn't the correct term for people attracted to teenagers" -- is a very pathetic hill to die on.

I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Let me get this straight: The Right has spent years calling trans people, drag performers, queers, teachers and librarians "groomers" -- but Epstein and Trump are NOT child molesters, because *checks notes* their victims were young-looking 15-year-olds?!

I've always said Trump voters wouldn't otherwise trust Trump with their wallet or their daughter. It's part of their collective delusion

How many of the 5 no votes are saved on Mel Gibson's cell phone?