AndaliteBandit
@andalitebandit.bsky.social
Trying, and learning. Liberal, likes libraries and cats. Definitely a 100% real, full-time human.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
...but he was forced to for plot reasons because it's a key to an ancient Maya secret!! Now he's got INTERPOL *and* the Shriners after him on a global race against time!
...but he was forced to for plot reasons because it's a key to an ancient Maya secret!! Now he's got INTERPOL *and* the Shriners after him on a global race against time!
October 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
...but he was forced to for plot reasons because it's a key to an ancient Maya secret!! Now he's got INTERPOL *and* the Shriners after him on a global race against time!
...but he was forced to for plot reasons because it's a key to an ancient Maya secret!! Now he's got INTERPOL *and* the Shriners after him on a global race against time!
My thing is, some of us put up long, hard fights *for years* trying to keep things from getting to this point. The people now telling us to unite in solidarity with them didn't listen, didn't act, didn't make plans and contingencies, didn't learn, and some of us were spent *before Inauguration Day*.
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
My thing is, some of us put up long, hard fights *for years* trying to keep things from getting to this point. The people now telling us to unite in solidarity with them didn't listen, didn't act, didn't make plans and contingencies, didn't learn, and some of us were spent *before Inauguration Day*.
Oh god, are we going to have to hunt down his canopic jars before he unleashes the Plagues?
September 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh god, are we going to have to hunt down his canopic jars before he unleashes the Plagues?
Looks like they're trying to repair some of the damage there:
September 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Looks like they're trying to repair some of the damage there:
His takes about this event are impressively bad.
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
His takes about this event are impressively bad.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
...I had to check the release date to be sure, but this one juuust makes the deadline with a November 1999 release date. I always stan this album. #savagegarden
...I had to check the release date to be sure, but this one juuust makes the deadline with a November 1999 release date. I always stan this album. #savagegarden
September 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
...I had to check the release date to be sure, but this one juuust makes the deadline with a November 1999 release date. I always stan this album. #savagegarden
...I had to check the release date to be sure, but this one juuust makes the deadline with a November 1999 release date. I always stan this album. #savagegarden
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
September 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
I propose a nickname for RFK Jr: Visser Three.
He's a violently impulsive and incompetent egomaniac who hasn't caused mass casualties only because he's held back by bureaucracy, he has a thing for violence against animals, and he lives at the whims of the worm in his brain. #animorphs
He's a violently impulsive and incompetent egomaniac who hasn't caused mass casualties only because he's held back by bureaucracy, he has a thing for violence against animals, and he lives at the whims of the worm in his brain. #animorphs
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I propose a nickname for RFK Jr: Visser Three.
He's a violently impulsive and incompetent egomaniac who hasn't caused mass casualties only because he's held back by bureaucracy, he has a thing for violence against animals, and he lives at the whims of the worm in his brain. #animorphs
He's a violently impulsive and incompetent egomaniac who hasn't caused mass casualties only because he's held back by bureaucracy, he has a thing for violence against animals, and he lives at the whims of the worm in his brain. #animorphs
And for god's sake, no wearing white after Labor Day!!
September 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
And for god's sake, no wearing white after Labor Day!!
Post a meme made by you.
It is stupid and overthought but I am proud and cringe and free. Hopefully opening it up lets you zoom to the point it's legible.
It is stupid and overthought but I am proud and cringe and free. Hopefully opening it up lets you zoom to the point it's legible.
August 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Post a meme made by you.
It is stupid and overthought but I am proud and cringe and free. Hopefully opening it up lets you zoom to the point it's legible.
It is stupid and overthought but I am proud and cringe and free. Hopefully opening it up lets you zoom to the point it's legible.
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Oh wow, the man has the vibe utterly down pat!
Oh wow, the man has the vibe utterly down pat!
August 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
Oh wow, the man has the vibe utterly down pat!
Oh wow, the man has the vibe utterly down pat!
It's the same picture
July 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's the same picture
Your problems are not trivial and you don't have to apologize. That's a bunch to be dealing with all at once, I'm sorry. 😔
This is an animatic I found on Tumblr way back before s2, we'll see if it loads properly...
This is an animatic I found on Tumblr way back before s2, we'll see if it loads properly...
July 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Your problems are not trivial and you don't have to apologize. That's a bunch to be dealing with all at once, I'm sorry. 😔
This is an animatic I found on Tumblr way back before s2, we'll see if it loads properly...
This is an animatic I found on Tumblr way back before s2, we'll see if it loads properly...
Hey look, an opportunity to share some of my favorite OFMD fanart! Here's Ed practicing being brave. 💕🐰
July 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey look, an opportunity to share some of my favorite OFMD fanart! Here's Ed practicing being brave. 💕🐰
An interesting discussion being had over on Twitter around this tweet:
Makes me think: fellow settler USians, what words do you use to describe how you think of yourself culturally? I honestly think of myself as a white Anglo-American. I actually find WASP useful, but it makes others uncomfortable!
Makes me think: fellow settler USians, what words do you use to describe how you think of yourself culturally? I honestly think of myself as a white Anglo-American. I actually find WASP useful, but it makes others uncomfortable!
June 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
An interesting discussion being had over on Twitter around this tweet:
Makes me think: fellow settler USians, what words do you use to describe how you think of yourself culturally? I honestly think of myself as a white Anglo-American. I actually find WASP useful, but it makes others uncomfortable!
Makes me think: fellow settler USians, what words do you use to describe how you think of yourself culturally? I honestly think of myself as a white Anglo-American. I actually find WASP useful, but it makes others uncomfortable!
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
April 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
