Just before the previous clip, the skater kid was practically taunting the Border Patrol agents by dancing around their munitions shots.

Also, what pants and hat are going with these? If it's a road jersey, does that mean gray? It better not be blue pants. I'll picket at the stadium until they relent haha

Oh my lord. I had missed that information. Between Nike and Fanatics, jerseys have never been worse or more expensive. But I'd have to account for inflation to confirm if the prices are actually record high. Ugh. Trying to attract football fans to baseball is crazy logic. I miss Majestic.

It's likely the same people at Nike that ruined football kits (soccer uniforms) everything is about templates now and minimizing material and design cost. Never mind they're charging more than they ever have for us fans to buy copies of them. Ugh.

Exactly. The whole thing looks like a giveaway jersey during 80s appreciation weekend at Citi. They'll look good with jeans but are not worthy of being worn on the field.

Frankly, it's blasphemy that you're referencing a plate from anywhere that isn't within Rochester. There's a reason champagne is only champagne in Champagne.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Yes, you do. Meat hot sauce?? Ketchup and mustard liberally poured as a garnish that blends together with the Mac salad and home fries below to form the most perfect union? Yes, you do. The right garbage plate is the best of fast dining America has ever devised.

They'll look good with jeans but not on the field.

It's going to look purple. White outlines and some racing stripes might have given it some splash and legibility. But, damn, even the material screams "this was from the bargain bin at Ross"

Mariano makes sense. But not Jeter.

Hellllllllll yes!!! Now just gotta get Pete and some pitching