@and-a-daab.bsky.social
Yeah I make jokes on this account. For someone more serious I suggest most anyone else.
How I react when they don't give me one extra long fry! #TheTick
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June 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
How I react when they don't give me one extra long fry! #TheTick
Whenever I try to talk about my job in a group that has no idea... #ChevyChase #Community
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June 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Whenever I try to talk about my job in a group that has no idea... #ChevyChase #Community
Funny he doesn't know how to judge Druish looking... #RIPJohnCandy #Spaceballs #Spaceballs2Theregoestheplanet
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June 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Funny he doesn't know how to judge Druish looking... #RIPJohnCandy #Spaceballs #Spaceballs2Theregoestheplanet
Bring me the head of my enemy and I will give you great reward!
Wait I am my own worst enemy... Well that's awkward...
Wait I am my own worst enemy... Well that's awkward...
June 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Bring me the head of my enemy and I will give you great reward!
Wait I am my own worst enemy... Well that's awkward...
Wait I am my own worst enemy... Well that's awkward...
I have an inner monologue, but due to only a partial Freaky Friday scenario it is now in Greek. Does anyone have a patch for my OS to put it back?
June 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I have an inner monologue, but due to only a partial Freaky Friday scenario it is now in Greek. Does anyone have a patch for my OS to put it back?
Where was my head on November 10th 2024... Hmmm... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
a man in a green jacket is standing in a room and saying `` well ... again we 're doomed . ''
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March 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Where was my head on November 10th 2024... Hmmm... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
I grew up in a better time, when channels were limited, we couldn't just look stuff up, we picked fruit for fun... Oh dear... I give up now...
March 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I grew up in a better time, when channels were limited, we couldn't just look stuff up, we picked fruit for fun... Oh dear... I give up now...
This is why I avoid parties, they may get successful... #ResidentAlien
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March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is why I avoid parties, they may get successful... #ResidentAlien
When your successful uncle is never at Christmas dinner... #Community #TheSoup
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March 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When your successful uncle is never at Christmas dinner... #Community #TheSoup
I am taking a page out of the enemies playbook. So keep a look out!
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am taking a page out of the enemies playbook. So keep a look out!
I believe I have solved world hunger. Just ignore it by reminding myself I did it and everyone was born where I was.
March 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I believe I have solved world hunger. Just ignore it by reminding myself I did it and everyone was born where I was.
I give it my best everyday, but the my part of that has adopted the procrastination religious doctrine, so...
March 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I give it my best everyday, but the my part of that has adopted the procrastination religious doctrine, so...
I will always remember where I was when this compy failure occurred... #StrongBad #HomeStarRunner
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January 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I will always remember where I was when this compy failure occurred... #StrongBad #HomeStarRunner
When I finally figure out the method. #NapoleonDynamite
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January 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When I finally figure out the method. #NapoleonDynamite
When my first world problems come back to bite me. #PeepShow #DavidMitchell
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January 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
When my first world problems come back to bite me. #PeepShow #DavidMitchell
I hear laughter in the reign. But that may be due to the King's madness...
January 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I hear laughter in the reign. But that may be due to the King's madness...
Life Goal: To be as determined/stubborn as Uncle Jack. @martinshort.bsky.social #ArrestedDevelopment
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January 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Life Goal: To be as determined/stubborn as Uncle Jack. @martinshort.bsky.social #ArrestedDevelopment
As I am sure it has been said many times to someone with a stupid plan:
If you must do this do it with panache, creativity, and a load of apologies for when it goes wrong!
If you must do this do it with panache, creativity, and a load of apologies for when it goes wrong!
January 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
As I am sure it has been said many times to someone with a stupid plan:
If you must do this do it with panache, creativity, and a load of apologies for when it goes wrong!
If you must do this do it with panache, creativity, and a load of apologies for when it goes wrong!
When you don't want to go for the direct legacy name. #RobinHoodMeninTights
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January 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you don't want to go for the direct legacy name. #RobinHoodMeninTights
I tried to be funny, and then I discovered the healing power of disappointing an audience...
January 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I tried to be funny, and then I discovered the healing power of disappointing an audience...
How I feel about others when I get cut off in line for coffee. #FirstWorldProblems
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January 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
How I feel about others when I get cut off in line for coffee. #FirstWorldProblems
I am afraid of turning on fans. There is that one in a million chance someone will take the metaphor literally... It isn't worth the risk!
January 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I am afraid of turning on fans. There is that one in a million chance someone will take the metaphor literally... It isn't worth the risk!
Me looking for internet fame. #Community
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January 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me looking for internet fame. #Community
How I felt inside when I said that pumpkin spiced lattes are the best ... #RickandMorty
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January 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How I felt inside when I said that pumpkin spiced lattes are the best ... #RickandMorty
When I try to make a good impression... #MST3K
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January 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When I try to make a good impression... #MST3K