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kuma
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this is your brain
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this is your brain on bugs
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thanks for the tip i’m going to try this
October 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
fr fr fr “you can’t be plus size and petite” yeah you can you’re just fatphobic weirdo!!!
August 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i use it sometimes but i think the consensus is still “not really”
July 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It isn’t, but if it was, it would be just like the ocean under the mood.
July 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
also a fun project bc as i was measuring all the pieces and looking at grainlines i saw how the dimensions of the chair were chosen to best utilize a 54” wide roll of fabric with very little waste. mine made more because i made envelope style covers, but i got to use some cabbage for the ties
June 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
no corners cut except for the ones i literally cut to box out the pillows corners so they wouldn’t look pointy and evil and make me hiss like a goose
June 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i also like that i am getting to try them for the first time and letting her experience these dishes again after decades away from home. added benefit of making my dad fend for himself if he doesn’t like the food i cook.
June 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
see i swear i’m not all doom and gloom but also!! my mom DID have a stroke i am physically emotionally and mentally exhausted and my dad is a far right pothead whose 👑 was rush limbaugh may he burn forever in hell i’m literally allowed one (1) breakdown every single day and i usually don’t take it
June 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
my dad came back in because he had finished and my mom was like “hey do you want to watch drag race?” and he responded very homophobically, “no i do not. i’m going to pick some raspberries before they go bad.” and went back out and my mom started laughing
June 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i forgot i said i was going to do this but i got my mom started watching rupaul’s drag race (it’s introductory level queer media for straight people) and she loves it. she let me know three times.
June 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i’m a little wearied by people saying to let them know if i need anything. what could you do. can you build a time machine so i could get my mom on bp meds so she wouldn’t have a stroke? can you pull my stupid idiot fucking dad out of the alt right pipeline? can you make it so i never existed?
June 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM