“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"No shit," said Gandalf, "It isn't as if most people wish for this kinda of fuckshit to rain down on them. It sucks. It totally sucks. Why do you think I have so much 'pipeweed' on me at all times? C'mon now."

How much did he pay you Snoop? What was your soul worth? You need money that bad Dogg? You sold out. My heart literally hurts. Of all the people that I expected to say fuck off to Trump and actually mean it I thought it would've been you. You dead to me brah.

In 3 days, America ends. We warned you. Fuck he TOLD you what he was going to do for the last two years. He blew poisonous sumac smoke up your ass and conned you. When the leopards eat your face off, my heart will beat purple piss for you. Also for the ones who stayed home, get fucked.

If you're tall and use the small urinals just so you can piss on top of them, please inject bleach into your veins. Thanks.