Andrew Shore
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anbrew13.bsky.social
Andrew Shore
@anbrew13.bsky.social
Engineer, brewer, hiker, dog person.
Tennis, soccer, college football. Go Hokies!
he/him
Paid $700 to learn that this guy is just really gassy. The x-rays showed that his entire GI tract was just air bubbles
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It's all my wife's work, I can't take any credit. She rocked it for Halloween the year before Carl did!
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Carl's first Halloween (SIX years ago 😭) was not his favorite
October 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Carl here is afraid of his own penis. He caught a glimpse of it when looking behind him and he jumped 2 feet into the air in absolute terror at the sight of it.
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM