Next we’ll be hearing they’ve been allowed a wooden horse…

German panzers and aeroplanes used state of the fuel injection systems from Rolls-Royce! Panzers used British suspensions.

No chance - British investment in Nazi Germany surged after Hitler became chancellor and accelerated after Kristallnacht. Knowledge exchange and Patent sharing continued with German firms (including IG Farben, Junkers and Daimler Benz) up until 31.08.1939.

British climate refugees certainly won’t find a welcome anywhere…

Megafarms NOT installing AD is simply about maximising profits at any cost - economics demonstrate the payback period can be as little as 4 🐓 or 6 🐖 years.

• Farming Rules for Water (FRfW) - The Reduction and Prevention of Agricultural Diffuse Pollution (England) Regulations 2018
• Nitrate Vulnerable Zones (NVZs) Regulations 2015
• Water Framework Directive (WFD)

Megafarms should only get planning permission with adequate mitigations for climate emissions - basically means on farm AD with zero discharge/runoff of waste to catchments.
• Environmental Permitting (England and Wales) Regulations 2016
Continued…

Could even backfire - threatening a £1bn lawsuit if the BBC don’t pay a substantial settlement extortion (prosecutable under blackmail laws) and carries up to a 14 year sentence.

Written in jest, they’ll probably adopt the joke as policy

The average reading age of UK adults is estimated to be between 9 and 11 years old. Massive improvements under the National Literacy Strategy, has fallen back since it was scrapped by the Tories and replaced by narrower interventions (probably would be worse if not for phonics).

87% of reform politicians are defectors from other parties - should they all resign and stand for election as trans politicians?

All rental properties would need:
EPC certificate
Gas safety certificate (annual)
Electrical safety certificate
Hard wired smoke and CO detectors
Mould/damp inspection with active mould spore (biennial)
Personally, I’d like an air quality cert (outside front door) for NOx, SOx and particulates too