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Anastacya
@anastacya.bsky.social
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Mother, historian, gamer, smart-ass, writer, lupus dx, basseteer and lowriders for life. Strong political commentary. Will curse. She/her. I make mistakes, doing my best to learn from them.
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A scooter tooter!
A large flower pot is on the left side of the frame, while a cutie-patootie small black dog (possibly a chihuahua) has its back legs in a sling and attached to a wheeled base! The dog is zooming along and living its best life.
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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With his vest on, Lifeguard Basset(tm) can be used as a flotation device. Counting the size of his head, 3 adults or 5 children can be accommodated.
A photo of dogbutt, the blind basset hound, in a yellow life vest with reflective strapping. His head is brown and white, and he sits in the foyer. There is a red mat in the right corner, where Lifeguard Basset(tm) refuels his gas propulsion.
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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This is the only way to eat pumpkin pie and I will accept no arguments at this time.
A slice of pumpkin pie sitting in a full container of Cool Whip.
October 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Guessing a lot of Sudowoodo spawn at Nude Beaches 😏
A screenshot of the Pokéstop submission form. It says: Categorize this location. Outdoor Recreation Harbor/Marina Hiking Trail Kayak Rental Marina Mountain Hut National Forest National Park [Highlighted in purple] Nude Beach Outdoor Event Spaces
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Text: "recipe: *calls for 2 cloves of garlic* Me:" Picture of a chubby white cat sitting on a large pile of garlic with another pile behind it.
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Evil cat looking adorable. Be wary, though, she will absolutely eat you if you dropped dead in front of her. Then she would steal your soul.
A cat with a white face and tabby markings (black, brown, grey), one eye looks yellow and the other bluish, her head tilted as she looks at the camera. A collar hangs at her neck and you can see the three tags she wears.
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Fuck Alito, but especially fuck Kavanaugh for his paragraph that essentially says that "yup, stopping folks to ask for their papers is legit cool."
The logo for the videogame "Papers, Please" that is white text on a black background with a stylized red eagle at the top of the title. This mimics Soviet propaganda
September 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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How fucking lazy do you have to be?!
A dirty plate sitting on a beige-ish counterpart directly above the dishwasher. There is a red breadbox on the far left, then bananas, and to the right of the plate, a water canister for a floor cleaner. Then the kitchen sink is on the far right.
September 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Did Dr. Doom have a kid? And why in the fuck are they hiding out in South Dakota?
A sign on the wall of an elevator that says: Effective 9/5/25 Dr. Gale and Mindy Doom have moved to: 2526 Elderberry Blvd Phone Number: 605-755-2273
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Since kidbutt's ADHD medication means he gets up at 3am, it has been a learning curve and unfortunately, dude is a dick about it.

So, anyway, it's my birthday and instead of arguing at 430 in the fucking morning with him, again, about my tone of voice, I took this picture while I was outside.
The top of the neighbor's house in silhouette with the faint glow of the city lights haloing it. The few pinpricks of light are stars.
August 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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*blinks*

I... can't...

Is this penis wart implying that Dred Scot was right? That the 3/5 Compromise is what should be the law?!
Superman kicking a man in the crotch and the man is sent flying into the air. There is a shockwave as the offender launches.
August 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Proof of cat: Derp Cat edition. My old man who nursed from my late basset.
A grey Maine Coon mix cat with large ears, faint black stripes, a touch of white on his muzzle, a bell collar, and a regal air. He loves broccoli and farts like a machine gun after eating Brussels sprouts.
August 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Soooooo....

Made some ribs.
Two half racks of pork spareribs sitting on a cookie sheet. They are browned up with a caramelized brown sugar and seasonings rub.
July 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Dogbutt, an absolute unit.
Dogbutt the blind basset hound sitting, his tongue hanging out. He's primarily white with brown ears and a splash of brown on his head.
July 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Best kisses!
A woman being licked on the lips by dogbutt, the blind basset hound. The dog has a white muzzle with a brown face and white chest. The woman wears a silver dragon necklace.
July 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Hmmm I may try that next. Right now, I look like this.
A woman with wire-rim glasses with a half smile. She is wearing a red shirt and a dragon pendant. She has purple/blue hair.
June 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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And salsa is a go!
A large metal pot with a large, colorful helping of homemade salsa. A wooden "oar" is pictured after stirring it.
June 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Derp cat may want my burrito.
A grey Maine Coon mix cat with a white snoot and bells hanging around his neck in the background, ears perked, staring at the burrito in the foreground.
June 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Kidbutt doesn't know he's here to get allergy shots.
A woman with violet hair, smiling, in the background, with a young boy in the front, his head tilted toward the woman, smiling.
May 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I do my damndest to not mock people for how they look, but this facial expression reminds me of a Japanese Noh mask.
A Japanese Noh theater mask. It has a white face, narrowed eyes, bright red lips, and yellow teeth. It is meant to depict a woman for theater.
April 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Today, in my city.
A white semi on its side, at an angle, on the side of an overpass, with a line of stopped cars in front of me.
March 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Dogbutt, being an obstinate butthead.

PS- I love dogbutt. He's just a pain in my rear sometimes.
March 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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New "WTF South Dakota" just dropped.
White Ford truck with a bullet being used as an antenna (?) Political statement? Stupid fuckery?
March 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Dogbutt, the petulant.
March 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM