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Histoire-géo et poésie, principalement.
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jjdandrault.bsky.social
Pardon, c’est nerveux.
Sapristi capitaine, regardez ça : L'Académie lance un concours pour franciser "dickpic" Vous voulez dire "photeub"? … Une bonne vieille bitof. Ah oui, un penigramme. Peut-être un zgegimage ? ...chibro-graphe?
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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fidelnavamuel.bsky.social
Une plateforme façon Netflix… mais 100 % films libres de droit, adossée à Wikimedia.
Idéale pour l’histoire, l’EMI, les langues ou les arts 🎥
Une pépite pour la classe avec plusieurs milliers de films👇
WikiFlix : des milliers de films libres de droit à utiliser en classe
Trouver un film ou un documentaire à diffuser en classe relève souvent du parcours du combattant. Entre les liens YouTube qui disparaissent la veille du
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December 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
See you all next year!
A christmas card of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting by a christmas tree, currently being decorated by the tentacles of the otherwise unseen creature, The Thing In The Sink, which has now evidently migrated to the tree. Above them is the text, "Merry Christmas".
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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sanaga.bsky.social
Le dessin du jour pour @vert.eco (désolé maintenant t’as la voix de Claude François dans la tête)
Titre : le gouvernement veut faciliter les tirs de loup Image : le loup de la pub Intermarché court en criant les paroles de la chanson : « mal aimé je suis le mal aimé » sous les tirs de chasseurs qui lui crient « ta gueule le vegan »
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are coming home, still squinting from the cold winter air, with snow piled on top of both of them. Narration: Steps of coming in from the snow: Still wearing a snow pile, Green watches as Blue closes his eyes, waiting for his body heat to simply melt the snow off himself, with rivulets of snowmelt running down his body, collecting into a puddle beneath him. Narration: 1: Melt off the snow Green, who still has snow piled on him, watches on as Blue radiates heat, causing the snowmelt on and around him to evaporate. Narration: 2: Steam dry Green, still covered in clumps of snow, chases after Blue, who is doing his best to get away from him. Narration: 3: Run for your life Blue: Don't touch me, you wet goblin! Green: But you're warm!
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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carminamina.bsky.social
Quelle ironie n'empêche de voir des camarades TDS virtuelles devoir se (re)mettre aux rencontres réélles grâce aux lois qui sont passées.

"On a vaincu Pornhub, mais on a mis les meufs sur le trottoir" pour un état abolo, c'est intéressant quand même...
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks delighted as Blue returns home, bruised and battered, looking completely exhausted, with an olive green helmet hanging on his head. Green: Welcome home! How was the airsoft thing? Blue: Pure adrenaline chaos. A flashback image of Blue in the airsoft game, running through chaotic crossfire of noise, little explosions, and tiny plastic beads, eyes wide. Blue, narrating: All blurs into a bedlam of explosions, shouts, confusion and fear. Another view of the game, where Blue is laying on his back on the floor, with another fox - sand-coloured teammate, also wearing a helmet, drags him by the tail, all the while tiny bb-balls are being fired at both of them. Blue, continuing to narrate: Twice I got hit and had to get dragged across a hallway like a rag. Back to the present moment, Green leans towards Blue, who has settled down onto the floor, exhausted but evidently happy. Green: Was it fun? Blue: It was awesome.
December 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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shredberg.bsky.social
FOLKS, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

SUPER MEAT BOY HAS BEEN FULLY COMPLETED, ALL 106%, WITHOUT TAKING ANY DEATHS

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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platinumeggs.bsky.social
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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panettonepazzo.bsky.social
Le compte du New-Yorker et ses 8 millions d’abonnés qui se foutent de la gueule de Nicolas Sarkozy c’est la meilleure chose que vous lirez ce soir
Capture d’écran d’un Post X du New-Yorker chroniquant le livre de Nicolas Sarkozy avec ce texte : « Nicolas Sarkozy, l'ancien président français, a pris ses 20 jours de détention au sérieux. Il semble être le seul. »
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting with their backs facing each other, both deep in their own thoughts. Blue turns to listen as Green turns to look at him over his shoulder. Green: Did I just say that out loud? Blue frowns in confusion. Blue: ...No? Green turns back around, seeming relieved. Blue continues to stare at him, deeply baffled and suspicious. Green: Oh, thank goodness.
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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saeiron.bsky.social
Exp33 is a french colonialism idealisation and christofascism with heteropatriarcal representazion all over the place, racists trope every time it is possible game made by a studio of liars who underpaid their outsourced wrokers and used IA-GEN

We litterally cry over a man that got carried by women
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Green is looking at Blue, who is sulking, with his back towards Green. Green: ...Are you mad at me? Blue: No. Green: Are you mad at something else? Blue: A little bit, yes. Green: Do you want to talk? Can I help in any way? Blue: No, and no. I'm okay. Satisfied with the answers, Green turns to his other side, and both foxes close their eyes to sleep. Green: Okay then. Goodnight. Blue: Goodnight.
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers. Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls! Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room. Green: It's time to take the rollers out! Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls. With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him. Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically. Green: Request denied.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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temalesjeux.fr
Excellente liste, et puis ce bouton pour trier par plateforme... 👌

www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
chloew.bsky.social Chloé Woitier @chloew.bsky.social · Dec 4
85 jeux hyper éclectiques, dans tous les genres et tous les supports : les "GOTY" de la radio publique américaine vaut le coup d'oeil
aguaspoints.bsky.social Luis Aguasvivas 🔜 Super Magfest @aguaspoints.bsky.social · Dec 3
Another December marks another @npr.org best games of the year list. Indies ruled 2025. Our list is the most eclectic you will find on the internet. 🧵

www.npr.org/2025/12/03/n...
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a little bonfire, gazing restfully into the flickering flames. Blue: Do you ever think of the ways your life could've gone differently? Green: No. Blue: Like if you could start over with everything that you know now? Green: Nope. The odds of finding you again in the right place at the right time are way too low. Blue: You'd rather have me than a new chance? Green: Having you is the best possible life.
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green turn to look at something in the sky with mild concern. Blue: What is that? A helium balloon? Green: No, it's floating downward, not up. Both foxes are startled, eyes wide, Blue still looking at the sky as Green already turns to flee. Blue: It's coming right at us! Green: Run! Instantly, the unindentified flying object, which is now revealed to be a bright red festive christmas hat, lands right on Green's head with great force and precision. Blue looks down to Green, who is now laying on th ground, the seasonal hat positioned right on his head. Blue: It's December first, isn't it? Green: Yep.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are casually sitting around. Green is reading a book, while Blue is making a series of various noises. Blue: Hik... Hik.. Snif, snif, krhm, hmh, krhm, hmh, burp, sigh Both foxes are mildly startled as a bright "ping!" noise is heard, and blue lights up, glowing around the edges. Both foxes look at Blue, puzzled. Blue: I think I hit some secret combo code by accident.
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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anttonrouget.bsky.social
⚫️Défintivement condamné dans Bismuth (corruption).

⚫️ Défintivement condamné dans Bygmalion (financement illégal).

🟤Condamné en 1re instance dans Kadhafi. Il a fait appel.

🔴Mis en examen dans la fausse rétractation Takieddine.

🟠Enquêtes en cours pour ses liens avec le Qatar & la Russie.
Les autres affaires Sarkozy
En plus de ceux pour lesquels il a déjà été jugé ou va être rejugé, Nicolas Sarkozy est menacé par au moins trois autres dossiers judiciaires : un volet rocambolesque de l’affaire libyenne avec la fa…
www.mediapart.fr
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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klaire.fr
faudrait pas que ça donne des idées ce jeune qui se permet d’ ENFARINER BARDELLA passez bien le mot qu’il est interdit d’ENFARINER BARDELLA il faut que le monde sache que ENFARINER BARDELLA c’est pas permis et qu’on risque la garde à vue si on se met à ENFARINER BARDELLA
Texte blanc sur fond rose : Attention ! Il est interdit de se mettre à ENFARINER BARDELLA sous peine de finir en garde à vue
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are both very old, walking somewhere together, as text above them narrates. Narration: If we both go deaf when we're old, let's hope we go together. Frowning in mild confusion, Blue and Green discuss something very loudly. Narration: Yelling when we talk just to hear our own voices. Wondering out loud why the world has gone so quiet now. Next door, a reddish neighbour fox is on the floor, pressing a pillow over their ears, trying to ignore the loud conversation. Narration: While our neighbours wish that they could also live in our quiet, private little world.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting next to Green, who has curled up into a tight ball, looking miserable. Green: Would you still love me if I never got better? Blue hesitates a moment before answering. Blue: What a silly thing to ask. Joining Green on the floor, Blue wraps himself around Green, who doesn't seem as sad anymore. Blue: I would love you even if you got worse.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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tumiza.bsky.social
J'ai retrouvé le site pudding.cool/2017/03/film...
Dans la Reine des neiges, les pourcentages sont 57% de temps de paroles pour les hommes et 43% pour les femmes
The Largest Analysis of Film Dialogue by Gender, Ever
Lately, Hollywood has been taking so much shit for rampant sexism and racism. The prevailing theme: white men dominate movie roles.
pudding.cool
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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queermedieval.bsky.social
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading “A world without trans people has never existed and never will.” there’s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM