i stumbled across the first one with NO information and that was possibly the greatest day of my life

... i, uhh, i have a dull life

At this point it could just be called "this guy Kyle and four of his mates"

God, sitting out the rest of the cheer squad try-outs

>:(

Getting home faster with the added jet blast at the back of the plane

Douglas Adams was right all along

Usually when you hear about a political figure being killed and its because some whacko wanted to bring in a dictatorship, or believed some ludicrous conspiracy

But this dude did it with homemade shit and basically singlehandedly brought down a church with huge political ties that robbed people

It's alright

But it's no VelociPastor

*adjusted for inflation

I'd vote for you

... wait, how do monarchies work again?

in concerning medical news..... the streak continues

The Colony 2

it was a completely mid film, but i feel like the worldbuilding really *deserved* more

the Oracle is pleased

i know, i bugged your phone

best vibes to Penny, so that she may awaken with the power of a red giant star, ready to devour the pitiful earth and send us mortals screaming into the shadows we so brutally deserve

ah, spoke too soon
not a full orangutan but i guess good enough

disappointment ameliorated

aww man, the Librarian isn't an orangutan??? my disappointment is immeasurable

also, considering how much they focus on Carrots height being abnormal for dwarves on the discoworld, having Cherry be around the same height is just.... weird.
yes, they do explain it, but it just seems like a strange casting choice