Jesus…
This is why satire is so hard.

Reality IS satire now.

I should have stuck to fart jokes. I’d have my own Netflix special by now. 😒

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are gutting what’s left.

How are we supposed to compete with Authoritarianism backed by “Alternative Facts” if we, collectively, can’t even DEFINE Authoritarianism?

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55% are below even BASIC— they couldn’t pass a naturalization test if their lives depended on it.

And it’s not getting better:
Only 13 states even require a full civics course to graduate high school, and red-state curricula wars (banning “critical race theory” or “gender ideology”)

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He’s a weathervane moved by money.

I mean, are you done with Butigege and Newsom?

We don’t need Bill Clinton 2.0.

We need true Democratic Socialists.

I’m done supporting controlled opposition.

Fuck “Blue No Matter Who.”

I NEVER want to hear that bullshit again.

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I’ll remind you, a mid tier billionaire in America was able to pay the Payroll for the ENTIRE US MILITARY without needing to sell a thing or touch his net worth.

I’m done with it.

Leave poor people alone and go after the billionaire freeloaders.

The proverbial guillotines are coming out.

I don’t think it’s our fault.
Asking an American about pro capitalism propaganda is like asking a fish about water.
They just stare and ask, “What water?”

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“We don’t allow bribery, so our officials answer to us.

And if they ever tried it, we’d stop everything — no commerce, no transit, nothing.

That hurts the rich more than us.

Then we’d shit in the Seine.
We’ve done it before.”