Verification? No, Jerry!

We do need to get tough on crime. There are 5000 billionaires in this country and I can almost guarantee every one of them is a criminal.

I've used ai image generators to create pictures which I use to make fun of AI.
"A woman standing on a stage. She has rainbow colored hair and red eyes, and is wearing a green formal dress. In her right hand she is holding a whip and in her left hand she is holding a sandwich."

Actually, what it means is that the people who should be replaced by AI are executives, not front line workers

Don't worry I have the utmost faith in Jerry Jones that the cowboys will fuck up yet again.

Well, we don't yet know if Trump spit or swallowed.

So you know how a donut is glazed when it is covered with a sticky white coating....?

Yeah, and look what happened there. Let invaders at your table and suddenly you have genocide and being pushed to a reservation.

Except the shooter was granted asylum by Trump. This is all Trump's fault.

pull out an english cucumber and say, "oh, its on now!"

Nah, sorry George. They understood very well that he would do this.

Gabe Newell's lives on his yacht (named Leviathan) and has done so since COVID began. He works remotely on the yacht as well.

Which I can understand, because if I had a super yacht, I'd be on it all the time.

Checked and I think the word is "Nazi"

This look kind of screams, "Yes, that's my weakness. I'm a martyr to my own generosity. I give you one Christmas Day off and you expect them all."

My first thought was that your wife's girlfriend was a heavy armor specialist paladin.

I dont know. I just had an ai draw a picture for me from the prompt "a tall red headed man with a mustache and beard, wearing chainmail armor and holding a longsword in one hand and a mace in the other. he is standing on a moss covered boulder."
This picture leaves quite an impression on me.

I'm cis, but I'd do it just to help me understand women better..

A gift of cheese shows the depth and sincerity of emotion. Cheese is love.

No, see its all science's fault. If science hadn't done things like point out that climate change is real or that the far right agenda is more full of shit than a colostomy bag, then dark money could have been spent on other things to advance a far right agenda.