Ananas Anna 🍍 🍉
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Usask Linguistics student, aspiring activist
Half of my jokes are stolen from my gf
🇫🇮🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Usask Linguistics student, aspiring activist
Half of my jokes are stolen from my gf
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This is the essay written by that University of Oklahoma "student"
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This is the essay written by that University of Oklahoma "student"
America's wealth is all tied up in asshats
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
America's wealth is all tied up in asshats
Following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, hundreds of fledgling young conservatives are trying to become the next big figure to be shot in the neck.
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, hundreds of fledgling young conservatives are trying to become the next big figure to be shot in the neck.
They're called "shareholders" cuz they hold what should be shared.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
They're called "shareholders" cuz they hold what should be shared.
Two bottoms dancing, both try to twirl
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Two bottoms dancing, both try to twirl
The Kwakwakaʼwakw of the Pacific Northwest believe that when a person dies, their soul enters the body of a salmon which must then be eaten so the soul can reincarnate as a person again.
Call that the Cycle of Salmonsara.
Call that the Cycle of Salmonsara.
October 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The Kwakwakaʼwakw of the Pacific Northwest believe that when a person dies, their soul enters the body of a salmon which must then be eaten so the soul can reincarnate as a person again.
Call that the Cycle of Salmonsara.
Call that the Cycle of Salmonsara.
I had a dirty soda for the first time today. They're sickeningly sweet. Way too much sugar, I don't know how Mormons drink this on the regular, it is not an improvement to regular soda.
October 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I had a dirty soda for the first time today. They're sickeningly sweet. Way too much sugar, I don't know how Mormons drink this on the regular, it is not an improvement to regular soda.
Me: oh no I'm going into class tomorrow not having done the reading
75% of the class: what's a reading
75% of the class: what's a reading
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: oh no I'm going into class tomorrow not having done the reading
75% of the class: what's a reading
75% of the class: what's a reading
I bet Romans would have loved to vape while reclining
September 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I bet Romans would have loved to vape while reclining
Maga apologists in the future be like “but Trump made the cars run on time”
September 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Maga apologists in the future be like “but Trump made the cars run on time”
Tyler Robinson is if Joe Goldberg was a chaser
September 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Tyler Robinson is if Joe Goldberg was a chaser
An inside joke is just a personal meme
September 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
An inside joke is just a personal meme
I think Charlie Kirk was killed by his gay lover
September 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I think Charlie Kirk was killed by his gay lover
Why does Gen Z hate children so much?
September 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Why does Gen Z hate children so much?
I hope when I die I do a Wilhelm scream
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I hope when I die I do a Wilhelm scream
I hope republicans do what the democrats did and try to run Trump in 2030 while trying to hide his obviously declining health and then swap him out 4months before the election with JD Vance.
August 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I hope republicans do what the democrats did and try to run Trump in 2030 while trying to hide his obviously declining health and then swap him out 4months before the election with JD Vance.
I always thought that the Mos Eisley barkeeper was a prejudiced asshole but I totally understand where he was coming from now.
July 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I always thought that the Mos Eisley barkeeper was a prejudiced asshole but I totally understand where he was coming from now.
JoJo Rabbit but it’s a shithead 9-year-old kid from Kentucky with an imaginary Trump friend
July 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
JoJo Rabbit but it’s a shithead 9-year-old kid from Kentucky with an imaginary Trump friend
Smoking weed, afking, and reading #Algospeak
July 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Smoking weed, afking, and reading #Algospeak
Conservatives be looking for needles for an excuse to burn the whole haystack down
July 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Conservatives be looking for needles for an excuse to burn the whole haystack down
If you rearrange LDS you get LSD, which is probably what Joe Smith was on when he was writing the Book of Mormon.
July 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you rearrange LDS you get LSD, which is probably what Joe Smith was on when he was writing the Book of Mormon.
I wonder how the first organism to evolve powered flight felt. Like I know it was a gradual process that evolved from gliding, but at some point there must have been one prehistoric animal who was like “woah check it out guys, if you flap your wings you can go even higher!”
July 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I wonder how the first organism to evolve powered flight felt. Like I know it was a gradual process that evolved from gliding, but at some point there must have been one prehistoric animal who was like “woah check it out guys, if you flap your wings you can go even higher!”
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Americans have profoundly changed their perspectives on Israel. The average democrat is more inclined toward Palestine than Israel now. Is that nothing? Is our relationship with our “greatest ally” going to disappear in a day? It just seems like she’s applying an overly narrow measure of success
July 10, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Americans have profoundly changed their perspectives on Israel. The average democrat is more inclined toward Palestine than Israel now. Is that nothing? Is our relationship with our “greatest ally” going to disappear in a day? It just seems like she’s applying an overly narrow measure of success
Um, you say “protect the dolls”, and then you don’t give me $20 every time you see me???
July 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Um, you say “protect the dolls”, and then you don’t give me $20 every time you see me???
I wore a bikini to the beach for the first time this week and got a gender-affirming sunburn
July 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I wore a bikini to the beach for the first time this week and got a gender-affirming sunburn