@naominovik.bsky.social beat you to it, it’s called Uprooted, and it’s great. Also, you need to burn that tree now before he’s fully inside it.

You forgot hours in your list of timeframes in which American bombs would fall.

I can’t wait for the new, record-setting, longest, most-convoluted pun run I’m sure you did in honor of little Johnny showbiz aka store-brand Alice

I think they keep them in the frictionless vacuum where they figure out the answers to all the high school physics problems.