Dear “price of eggs” Trump voters,

Your melon-hued messiah just admitted that his tariffs will increase prices here.

But don’t worry, because he also said that “you’ll understand.”

Great work.
Well done.
Bravo.

Sucks that some socialists see socialism as being in an exclusive little club with their own lingo they use to make themselves sound smart, instead of you know, helping out the global poor and actually fighting fascism

Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.