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@anachronistique.bsky.social
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First you're another sloe-eyed vamp, then someone's mother, then you're camp. she/her.
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anachronistique.bsky.social
iconic. legendary. true role models.
screencap of a headline: "Octopuses Invade the English Coast, 'Eating Anything in Their Path'"
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
love when they're just like "here's the premise, let's fuckin go"
in all caps: Once upon a time - in 1941 to be exact - there lived in a great, tall forest - called New York - eight men who were writing an encyclopedia. They were so wise they knew everything: the depth of the oceans, and what makes a glowworm glow, and what tune Nero fiddles while Rome was burning. But there was one thing about which they knew very little - as you will see . . .
September 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
anachronistique.bsky.social
there's a reason I have this meme saved to my work computer
a sunset over the oceans with dolphins leaping out of the water. superimposed on them is a pensive-looking blonde woman. over the whole thing, the text "People don't read" in rainbow letters
September 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
life comes at you fast
a screenshot of the bsky feed for WBUR showing a post from 1 hour ago saying "Josh Kraft vowed to stay in the race for Mayor" and another post from 21 minutes ago saying Kraft has dropped out of the Boston mayor's race
September 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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god, this is annoying to make but SO worth it
a pie dish full of bubbling tomato and corn cobbler, topped with golden brown biscuits
August 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
IT'S TIME
a picture of a cookbook page for a recipe for tomato and corn cobbler
August 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
I'm seeing more of a Holbein
August 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
i will stop posting this on my birthday when it stops being funny
an old-school lolcat meme. top image: an orange cat sniffing and possibly licking the frosting on top of a cake with lit candles on it, captioned "nom nom nom". bottom image: the same cat being dragged away by a person, captioned "nooo it are my birthday"
August 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
I legit took this picture for evidence that I didn't dream this
a ton of cut grass piled up in the gutter beside the sidewalk
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
at your service
screencap of Max from "Mad Max Fury Road" with the subtitle "That's bot"
August 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
may I suggest touching sand as an alternative to touching grass
a rocky and sandy beach
August 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
IT IS THE SECOND DAY OF AUGUST
plastic containers of donut holes, half of which are apple cider flavor and half of which are pumpkin flavor. they have stickers on top proclaiming them to be "fall favorites"
August 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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screenshot of a tweet from @afraidofwasps in 2019: Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...
July 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
C'MON SON
A screencap from the Wikipedia entry for Gillette Stadium, showing that its maximum capacity is currently 64,628 for American football games and that its record attendance was 71,723 people for an Ed Sheeran concert in 2023
July 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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a stock photo of a blonde woman wearing glasses biting a laptop. she's holding it with both hands up to her face and just chomping on the buttons for the touchpad. it communicates impotent rage.
July 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I stand by it @gamechangershow.bsky.social
Screenshot of a text thread between me and my sister Isa: Isa: Omg yay!!! Also are you about to watch game changer? me: ahhhh I'm going to try I JUST finished making dinner so I'll see how fast I can shove it in my face Isa: You can eat while you watch! me: I am absolutely not eating while watching, that's how I choke to death and die alone Isa: LOLLL fair
July 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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KL is not alone!
a screenshot of the top of the Wikipedia entry for John Heard (actor) which has a small note under the title reading "Not to be confused with John Hurt."
June 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
anachronistique.bsky.social
This is who runs this account.
an illustration of an octopus with brownish-red skin and fine, delicate tentacles that curlicue around it
June 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
mrs dalloway said she would make the meme herself
the new logo for Boston's women's soccer team the Legacy, a green shield with a white stylized swan inside it. the top of the shield reads "BOSTON". an extremely clumsily drawn knife has been added to the swan's beak as if it were holding it. text has been added so overall it reads "it's a lovely day in Boston and you are a horrible swan"
June 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
anachronistique.bsky.social
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
A Sailor Moon poster, showing Sailor Moon, Sailor Chibi Moon, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus, Tuxedo Mask, and Pegasus. Yes, there is a Pegasus in the fourth season of the cartoon. Yes, it gets weird.
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Eric Bogosian as Daniel in "Interview with the Vampire," giving an exquisitely bitchy look as he slides his glasses back up and into place
May 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
anachronistique.bsky.social
also, do you have any idea what this might be? my dad is helping me get pictures of the flowers in our yard for a future tattoo
A small plant with little blue-violet flowers and green spade -shaped leaves, which grow in alternate and overlapping rows in a cone shape
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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two rock ptarmigans, one with a mostly white body and a gray-brown yead, the other mostly gray-brown. they're standing on a rocky outcropping with an out-of-focus snow-covered mountain in the background
April 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Marge Simpson saying "Kids, could you lighten up a little?" through clenched teeth as she drives her car with Lisa and Bart in the backseat
April 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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the approach of passover means it's a great time for a PSA on one of my pet peeves:
a macaroon IS NOT THE SAME THING AS a macaron
a can of Manischewitz brand coconut macaroons, cookies that look like small dense haystacks three brightly colored French-style macaron cookies, two little meringues with a layer of filling in between. they kind of look like hamburgers. photo is from Beano5 on iStock
April 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM