Sh!t Colin Says
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Primarily just the hilarious day to day truth bombs that spew forth from my delightful spouse Colin.
Fin: “Dad, when Trump dies, I bet he’s going to a place even worse than hell!”
Colin: “Yes, it’s called Florida.”
Colin: “Yes, it’s called Florida.”
May 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Fin: “Dad, when Trump dies, I bet he’s going to a place even worse than hell!”
Colin: “Yes, it’s called Florida.”
Colin: “Yes, it’s called Florida.”
From 11/7/2017
Colin: "Today at work we determined that my tattoo is older than [name of co-worker redacted]."
Me: "And how did that make you feel?"
Colin: "Proud of my tattoo...[long pause]...and sad for myself."
Colin: "Today at work we determined that my tattoo is older than [name of co-worker redacted]."
Me: "And how did that make you feel?"
Colin: "Proud of my tattoo...[long pause]...and sad for myself."
February 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
From 11/7/2017
Colin: "Today at work we determined that my tattoo is older than [name of co-worker redacted]."
Me: "And how did that make you feel?"
Colin: "Proud of my tattoo...[long pause]...and sad for myself."
Colin: "Today at work we determined that my tattoo is older than [name of co-worker redacted]."
Me: "And how did that make you feel?"
Colin: "Proud of my tattoo...[long pause]...and sad for myself."
I let Colin know awhile back that I was very confused when I noticed a Subaru Forester driving around Santa Fe with a Molon Labe bumper sticker. He replied “Yes, and when King Leonidas said that, they did indeed come and take it. And then they proceeded to mount all of their heads on pikes…”
February 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I let Colin know awhile back that I was very confused when I noticed a Subaru Forester driving around Santa Fe with a Molon Labe bumper sticker. He replied “Yes, and when King Leonidas said that, they did indeed come and take it. And then they proceeded to mount all of their heads on pikes…”
From the archives: January 17, 2023
Fin: “Hey dad! Do you know the game Cop and Robbers?”
Colin: “Do you mean the game where mercenaries hired by the people who hoard all of the wealth are chasing and attacking poor people who are trying to make a more equitable society?”
Fin: “HANDS UP ROBBER!”
Fin: “Hey dad! Do you know the game Cop and Robbers?”
Colin: “Do you mean the game where mercenaries hired by the people who hoard all of the wealth are chasing and attacking poor people who are trying to make a more equitable society?”
Fin: “HANDS UP ROBBER!”
February 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
From the archives: January 17, 2023
Fin: “Hey dad! Do you know the game Cop and Robbers?”
Colin: “Do you mean the game where mercenaries hired by the people who hoard all of the wealth are chasing and attacking poor people who are trying to make a more equitable society?”
Fin: “HANDS UP ROBBER!”
Fin: “Hey dad! Do you know the game Cop and Robbers?”
Colin: “Do you mean the game where mercenaries hired by the people who hoard all of the wealth are chasing and attacking poor people who are trying to make a more equitable society?”
Fin: “HANDS UP ROBBER!”
From the archives: September 9, 2016
Fin learned how to wave awhile back and now uses the wave dismissively, like when he wants his dad to go away. Tonight at dinner he started waving at Colin and smiling slyly. Colin said, “yeah, I KNOW. I’m gonna die and you’re gonna go on. I GET IT.”
Fin learned how to wave awhile back and now uses the wave dismissively, like when he wants his dad to go away. Tonight at dinner he started waving at Colin and smiling slyly. Colin said, “yeah, I KNOW. I’m gonna die and you’re gonna go on. I GET IT.”
February 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
From the archives: September 9, 2016
Fin learned how to wave awhile back and now uses the wave dismissively, like when he wants his dad to go away. Tonight at dinner he started waving at Colin and smiling slyly. Colin said, “yeah, I KNOW. I’m gonna die and you’re gonna go on. I GET IT.”
Fin learned how to wave awhile back and now uses the wave dismissively, like when he wants his dad to go away. Tonight at dinner he started waving at Colin and smiling slyly. Colin said, “yeah, I KNOW. I’m gonna die and you’re gonna go on. I GET IT.”