An Absurd Hero
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Someone needs to explain to me why it's totally cool for Muslims to gift a sitting POTUS a lavish plane but not totally cool for Muslims to hold political office in the US. Explain it to me like I'm five. 🤡👞
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Someone needs to explain to me why it's totally cool for Muslims to gift a sitting POTUS a lavish plane but not totally cool for Muslims to hold political office in the US. Explain it to me like I'm five. 🤡👞
Dick Cheney dead at 84. Not how I pictured losing No Nut November, yet here we all are.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dick Cheney dead at 84. Not how I pictured losing No Nut November, yet here we all are.
Everyone criticizes Donald Trump but let's be honest: what did YOU do to stop the Cambodian-Armenian conflict?
September 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Everyone criticizes Donald Trump but let's be honest: what did YOU do to stop the Cambodian-Armenian conflict?
For everyone that thinks there's gonna be a civil war, the average American is too lazy to microwave their own dinner and just calls Uber Eats instead.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
For everyone that thinks there's gonna be a civil war, the average American is too lazy to microwave their own dinner and just calls Uber Eats instead.
It'll be fine.
It'll be fine.
"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk
I swear all Gaelic spelling was invented specifically to torment the English.
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I swear all Gaelic spelling was invented specifically to torment the English.
I really wish certain people had the same vitriol for school shootings as they do for restaurant rebrandings. Real clown shit.
August 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I really wish certain people had the same vitriol for school shootings as they do for restaurant rebrandings. Real clown shit.
The Rock returns tonight and Cody turns heel.
August 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Rock returns tonight and Cody turns heel.
The average American Republican: Shut up, Communist. I'm trying to listen to the pedophile.
August 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The average American Republican: Shut up, Communist. I'm trying to listen to the pedophile.
The circle gets smaller and smaller with each passing year. Pretty soon it'll be OUR turn; and people will look at pictures of us like we looked at pictures of the Victorians.
July 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The circle gets smaller and smaller with each passing year. Pretty soon it'll be OUR turn; and people will look at pictures of us like we looked at pictures of the Victorians.
Trump is going to be the first President who can't go within 500 yards of a school. 😆
July 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Trump is going to be the first President who can't go within 500 yards of a school. 😆
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We’re glad you all celebrated today because Monday in your feeds a review 40 years in the making. Or 15. Idk, I’m a podcaster not a mathematician! We’re doing The Return of the Living Dead! Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! (Jay) #rotld #returnofthelivingdead
July 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We’re glad you all celebrated today because Monday in your feeds a review 40 years in the making. Or 15. Idk, I’m a podcaster not a mathematician! We’re doing The Return of the Living Dead! Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! (Jay) #rotld #returnofthelivingdead
The American Right wing are a complete joke. Line up to devour that orange Johnson, you morons.
July 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The American Right wing are a complete joke. Line up to devour that orange Johnson, you morons.
Be happy with what you got even if what you got ain't much; because they're taking it all from us eventually.
July 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Be happy with what you got even if what you got ain't much; because they're taking it all from us eventually.
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Check out our latest review, Conan the Barbarian (1982). And get ready for Conan the Destroyer coming Monday! #conanthebarbarian #johnmilius #rehoward #fantasy
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June 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Check out our latest review, Conan the Barbarian (1982). And get ready for Conan the Destroyer coming Monday! #conanthebarbarian #johnmilius #rehoward #fantasy
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Stuck in a restaurant with NewsMax on the TV. There's a reporter on the ground at Trump's tax-funded vanity parade when a dude with a giant sign that says "Pete Hegseth still listens to Nickelback" walks across camera. Some heroes don't wear capes.
June 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Stuck in a restaurant with NewsMax on the TV. There's a reporter on the ground at Trump's tax-funded vanity parade when a dude with a giant sign that says "Pete Hegseth still listens to Nickelback" walks across camera. Some heroes don't wear capes.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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This podcast always wants to know more. Ron, Lindsey, Kurt, and Jay get deep into the world of Starship Troopers. #starshiptroopers
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
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May 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This podcast always wants to know more. Ron, Lindsey, Kurt, and Jay get deep into the world of Starship Troopers. #starshiptroopers
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Says it all, really.
May 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Says it all, really.
I haven't watched an NBA game in a really long time but with the history behind Indiana vs New York in basketball, methinks I'll watch that.
May 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I haven't watched an NBA game in a really long time but with the history behind Indiana vs New York in basketball, methinks I'll watch that.
Such a great photo of Coufal.
May 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Such a great photo of Coufal.
I will legit cry when this man leaves our club. Legend.
May 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I will legit cry when this man leaves our club. Legend.
Old Trafford is on fire. ⚒️
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Old Trafford is on fire. ⚒️