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Someone needs to explain to me why it's totally cool for Muslims to gift a sitting POTUS a lavish plane but not totally cool for Muslims to hold political office in the US. Explain it to me like I'm five. 🤡👞
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dick Cheney dead at 84. Not how I pictured losing No Nut November, yet here we all are.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Everyone criticizes Donald Trump but let's be honest: what did YOU do to stop the Cambodian-Armenian conflict?
September 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
For everyone that thinks there's gonna be a civil war, the average American is too lazy to microwave their own dinner and just calls Uber Eats instead.

It'll be fine.
September 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage." - Charlie Kirk
September 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I swear all Gaelic spelling was invented specifically to torment the English.
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I really wish certain people had the same vitriol for school shootings as they do for restaurant rebrandings. Real clown shit.
August 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The Rock returns tonight and Cody turns heel.
August 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The average American Republican: Shut up, Communist. I'm trying to listen to the pedophile.
August 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The circle gets smaller and smaller with each passing year. Pretty soon it'll be OUR turn; and people will look at pictures of us like we looked at pictures of the Victorians.
July 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
July 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump is going to be the first President who can't go within 500 yards of a school. 😆
July 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Dutty gal.
July 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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We’re glad you all celebrated today because Monday in your feeds a review 40 years in the making. Or 15. Idk, I’m a podcaster not a mathematician! We’re doing The Return of the Living Dead! Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts! (Jay) #rotld #returnofthelivingdead
July 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The American Right wing are a complete joke. Line up to devour that orange Johnson, you morons.
July 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Be happy with what you got even if what you got ain't much; because they're taking it all from us eventually.
July 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Check out our latest review, Conan the Barbarian (1982). And get ready for Conan the Destroyer coming Monday! #conanthebarbarian #johnmilius #rehoward #fantasy
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June 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Stuck in a restaurant with NewsMax on the TV. There's a reporter on the ground at Trump's tax-funded vanity parade when a dude with a giant sign that says "Pete Hegseth still listens to Nickelback" walks across camera. Some heroes don't wear capes.
June 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This podcast always wants to know more. Ron, Lindsey, Kurt, and Jay get deep into the world of Starship Troopers. #starshiptroopers
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May 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Says it all, really.
May 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I haven't watched an NBA game in a really long time but with the history behind Indiana vs New York in basketball, methinks I'll watch that.
May 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Such a great photo of Coufal.
May 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I will legit cry when this man leaves our club. Legend.
May 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Old Trafford is on fire. ⚒️
May 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM