anabsoluteturkey.bsky.social
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Compliments of the season to my favourite mall Christmas decoration.
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Once, at a ParkRun in a hot country many years ago, a man startled a group of runners by announcing over the PA in a delicious South African accent, "Can the person with the silver Audi please move your car. You've parked like an absolute turkey!"
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM