(Lifted from reddit, source not known to me)

Tee hee, I got a good one

Yes I do! Hooooo-hoo

I watched this episode as a child with my family. My dad laughed and laughed at this segment. During the commercial break, I asked him what was so funny about it and he told me it was an example of how people can fight over anything. I didn't get it, but I never forgot it. I'M WITH MEATHEAD

Might be I'm just gonna shoot me a creature

Yay!!

I like to leave a few copies in my guest room for visitors to peruse. They're always curious!

Sounds like the typical male/female double standard. Believe me, it's nothing new.

Please send dinner and a kitten kthxbye

I am never getting out of bed again 🛌

To me you are

I called Multnomah Countyto inquire about exactly this last year and was told there was no assistance available. Maybe that's why no one is participating?

Yep!! Also this one

Hell yes!