actually he's been very naughty but gege can't resist his cute face

the very end of the last line of the wiki intro blurb is
incredible

@spffnity.bsky.social Yeah, I was thinking of the ones that can let it swim off on its own...

This does raise the mental image of Xie Lian just, like, swimming around with E'ming hiding inside him

@spffnity.bsky.social Hua Cheng's jealousy when he realizes his dick has been in Xie Lian without him even knowing...

Only rivaled by Xie Lian's jealousy hearing that Hua Cheng already sent off his dick to find and mate his beloved

How many millions of incense sticks do you think a Ghost King's virginity is worth

Each creampie registers as a divine sacrifice

MQ instructs his deputies to send all prayers asking for a pregnancy over to Nan Yang palace

XL's prayers get hooked up to the Xuan Zhen palace semi-automated filing system and it's suddenly churning out scroll after scroll of "God, my God, you're so beautiful, use me!" [+50000 merit credits to the palace of Xianle]

The other day my violent beast got up on my desk and started biting me until I put my comfy sweater down for her to lay on. Then after a while she started biting me again until I moved so she could sit on my chair

Ohhh I love this. No other coherent thoughts yet but I love kind of clueless monster thinking humans are cute

images that you can hear (giggling and scampering and bells ringing)

to those of u who voted forced orgasms: there was supposed to be a bit where he takes the talisman off. and there's a moment of pure, blessed relief as they make him cum over and over again. but then he gets even more unbearably sensitive and they just keep going. but i got sleepy and forgor