Align with Palestine, side with the international courts on Israeli settlements in Gaza and stand up against war criminals, tax the shit out of the rich, put in ALL the environmental controls. Go left-wing batshit! You think these young voters wish it was 1950 again? As Beyoncé says, TO THE LEFT!

I mean, I would 100% vote for a candidate who would increase funding for farmers and the arts, who’d get out there and say keep you guns but i’m absolutely gonna take ARs out of stores, who’d not only pass federal choice legislation but promise an ERA for ALL. Put gay marriage in the constitution!!

he also had to retake his yearbook picture one year because he was so stoned that he couldn’t open his eyes wide enough to be visible on camera. how incredibly righteous of him!

did you know that when mike was a student at quachita baptist university that he would drive to texas to purchase drugs and then sold them to students out of his trombone locker in the music building? his nickname was “buzzy” and it had nothing to do with his last name.

Huckabee was a drug dealer in college. his nickname was Buzzy because he was always high. He’s a hypocrite and a liar.