You could also try blending in a tablespoon of cornstarch

🐱: “ You spend 20 minutes EVERY DAY, brushing YOUR fur, and what do I get?

Five minutes?
Maybe?
Once a WEEK?

With a weird brush that has metal spikes on it?

I might like a Denman brush
I could use a deep condition.
But nooooooooo”

I mean to be fair 1970s Allentown was so bad the song painted a rosy picture comparatively

TBH we should prob thank them for their service in ensuring the survival of intelligence in our species

Someone getting lost or falling out of a vehicle is not the same as someone going “Psssspssspsss” to the fuzzies

Because yeah, I see the fuzzies, but I like living, so I don’t touch the fuzzies

He’s already abandoned the new baby and the woman still healing to ”make content”

Unfortunately he’ll be back to try again for a boy

The way my mother would be like DELETE
I would tell y’all NOTHING
- you’re not getting me grounded, at 46, on Thanksgiving

An extra egg will make the filling more dense; and it will set more firmly

Your ca’s face says:

“I found it like this, I swear”

I’m hearing:
“I love the overt racism but, you’re messing up my business”