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Amy The Fabulous
@amythefabulous.bsky.social
Indescribable - At least until I figure out how to copy over my bio from Elmo’s app.
On the ⏰ app too: https://www.tiktok.com/@ateamatx
You could also try blending in a tablespoon of cornstarch
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🐱: “ You spend 20 minutes EVERY DAY, brushing YOUR fur, and what do I get?

Five minutes?
Maybe?
Once a WEEK?

With a weird brush that has metal spikes on it?

I might like a Denman brush
I could use a deep condition.
But nooooooooo”
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I mean to be fair 1970s Allentown was so bad the song painted a rosy picture comparatively
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
TBH we should prob thank them for their service in ensuring the survival of intelligence in our species

Someone getting lost or falling out of a vehicle is not the same as someone going “Psssspssspsss” to the fuzzies

Because yeah, I see the fuzzies, but I like living, so I don’t touch the fuzzies
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
He’s already abandoned the new baby and the woman still healing to ”make content”

Unfortunately he’ll be back to try again for a boy
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The way my mother would be like DELETE
I would tell y’all NOTHING
- you’re not getting me grounded, at 46, on Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
An extra egg will make the filling more dense; and it will set more firmly
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Your ca’s face says:

“I found it like this, I swear”
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’m hearing:
“I love the overt racism but, you’re messing up my business”
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM