Dan bought knock off tim tams from Aldi the other day, I could absolutely tell the difference. Anyone who can't tell the difference between chocolate and chocolate flavour should not be consulted.

I feel we need to have a blind taste test at NDC now. Would there still be stock of the old penguins

I question whether people really couldn't tell the difference between chocolate and chocolate flavour

Is it tempting to convince them that SkyBus would be a better option? 🤣

I can also recommend using naan bread for gyros

I vote also reporting him. That's not cool dude

How dare I spell it correctly? Guess I was just brought up properly 🤷‍♀️

Depends if you're talking imperial or metric shit-tonne. But there's 10 metric shit-tonnes to a metric fuck-tonne

I will never succeed with this task (I can barely make it past coffee), so know I always have some kind of magic stain remover with me at an event 🤣

It was wonderful to have you! I hope we made the long journey for a quick trip worth it!

I once dated a guy with the last name Allen. My grandad is named Allen, his grandad is named Alan. We decided we could really screw a hypothetical kid up with the name Allen Alan Allen 🤣

No! Tabs absolutely shouldn't be vertical, stop trying to make that happen 😫

I never said you had to stop doing it, but you've acknowledged the problem 🤣

Hey if not for reasons I would be overloading on events just like you right now, and that's not even my real job

I love volunteering at Fringe! (Well the Perth one), this was the first year in a very long time I haven't done it and I really missed it!

Enjoy! I've seen some spectacular performances there, often ones I would not have gone to otherwise

The first step is acknowledging that you have a problem 🤣