Amy Wysocki-Orford
@amyrhymeswith.bsky.social
Buster of ghosts, buster of (golf) balls.
I'm so sorry, but I read that "expired" not in the "best before" meaning, but rather as "dead". My horrified brain flashed through very unlikely and horrible interpretations of what that could mean before I dared to look at the pictures. I have never been so relieved to see a truck pelted by dildos.
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I'm so sorry, but I read that "expired" not in the "best before" meaning, but rather as "dead". My horrified brain flashed through very unlikely and horrible interpretations of what that could mean before I dared to look at the pictures. I have never been so relieved to see a truck pelted by dildos.
Was totally skeptical, thought people might be hearing what they want to hear --nope.
February 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Was totally skeptical, thought people might be hearing what they want to hear --nope.
I was all prepared to believe this was fake, but holy mackinaw.
It was on Forbes, you can hear it, the *reactions*... I'm just floored.
It was on Forbes, you can hear it, the *reactions*... I'm just floored.
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I was all prepared to believe this was fake, but holy mackinaw.
It was on Forbes, you can hear it, the *reactions*... I'm just floored.
It was on Forbes, you can hear it, the *reactions*... I'm just floored.
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Is this supposed to be a dildo that *is* furry? As in, covered with fur?
Or a dildo marketed to furries?
I can assume nothing after someone shared that squirrel....thing.
Is this supposed to be a dildo that *is* furry? As in, covered with fur?
Or a dildo marketed to furries?
I can assume nothing after someone shared that squirrel....thing.
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Wait wait wait wait wait.
Is this supposed to be a dildo that *is* furry? As in, covered with fur?
Or a dildo marketed to furries?
I can assume nothing after someone shared that squirrel....thing.
Is this supposed to be a dildo that *is* furry? As in, covered with fur?
Or a dildo marketed to furries?
I can assume nothing after someone shared that squirrel....thing.
This one hurts.
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This one hurts.
My grandfather was a MENSA member. He had a framed certificate or letter of some sort in his main bathroom. I didn't really think about how weird that was until I was like, 11 or 12. Asked him about it and he grinned and said it was to remind himself toilet paper was more useful.
January 25, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My grandfather was a MENSA member. He had a framed certificate or letter of some sort in his main bathroom. I didn't really think about how weird that was until I was like, 11 or 12. Asked him about it and he grinned and said it was to remind himself toilet paper was more useful.
Shame. Maybe the answer comes a little too close to causing self-reflection about what their real intent and values are. I hope it means they are having a nice cup of tea and a better day after a good think.
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Shame. Maybe the answer comes a little too close to causing self-reflection about what their real intent and values are. I hope it means they are having a nice cup of tea and a better day after a good think.
No answer to this?
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 PM
No answer to this?
Lol. I just had someone sneering that Canadian boycotts of American goods and Canadians finding other places to vacation had zero effect on the States.
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Lol. I just had someone sneering that Canadian boycotts of American goods and Canadians finding other places to vacation had zero effect on the States.
I only just saw a picture of his mother for the first time last month, and I rolled my eyes so hard because I genuinely believed someone used AI to make him into a woman. I did not realize that they were somehow *twins*.
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I only just saw a picture of his mother for the first time last month, and I rolled my eyes so hard because I genuinely believed someone used AI to make him into a woman. I did not realize that they were somehow *twins*.
I remember how the priest at our parish was always going non-stop. Between daily mass, confessions, his work at our school, visiting the parish sick, the farms, visiting our parish assisted elderly, funerals, church events, CCD etc-- I don't think the man had time to eat, let alone work another job.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I remember how the priest at our parish was always going non-stop. Between daily mass, confessions, his work at our school, visiting the parish sick, the farms, visiting our parish assisted elderly, funerals, church events, CCD etc-- I don't think the man had time to eat, let alone work another job.
Completely not related at all question- is it possible to find durian in Minneapolis?
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Completely not related at all question- is it possible to find durian in Minneapolis?
Message received - don't block Kathryn. It won't go well for you.
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Message received - don't block Kathryn. It won't go well for you.
Just showed up on my local Canadian news.
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Just showed up on my local Canadian news.
Shit, never want to hear someone's dog died. That hurts no matter who you are, short of being a complete monster.
Honestly, hope he somehow manages to be less of a shitstain and live a much quieter, much more sober life, and never again own a working camera or keyboard.
Honestly, hope he somehow manages to be less of a shitstain and live a much quieter, much more sober life, and never again own a working camera or keyboard.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Shit, never want to hear someone's dog died. That hurts no matter who you are, short of being a complete monster.
Honestly, hope he somehow manages to be less of a shitstain and live a much quieter, much more sober life, and never again own a working camera or keyboard.
Honestly, hope he somehow manages to be less of a shitstain and live a much quieter, much more sober life, and never again own a working camera or keyboard.
Did Nick eventually get his shit together? I don't give two fucks about him, but if I remember correctly, he had kids who tested positive for his drugs. I hope for the good of everyone he got help.
January 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Did Nick eventually get his shit together? I don't give two fucks about him, but if I remember correctly, he had kids who tested positive for his drugs. I hope for the good of everyone he got help.
Dude. Please get offline and like... take a vacation. You are losing touch with reality in a very real way and need to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Maybe show someone you trust your social media so they understand you could use a little help. I'm begging you.
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Dude. Please get offline and like... take a vacation. You are losing touch with reality in a very real way and need to take a deep breath and get some perspective. Maybe show someone you trust your social media so they understand you could use a little help. I'm begging you.
Good God, that's brutal.
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Good God, that's brutal.
Find a picture of just Biden's. Look at the "portrait". Look at the small plaque immediately beneath it. Mental.
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Find a picture of just Biden's. Look at the "portrait". Look at the small plaque immediately beneath it. Mental.
So he removed Biden's portrait and replaced it with a picture of the autopen, and replaced Biden name with "Autopen 2021-2025"?
All of this is utterly demented. I have seen two sets of photographs now from different angles, definitely looks real.
All of this is utterly demented. I have seen two sets of photographs now from different angles, definitely looks real.
December 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So he removed Biden's portrait and replaced it with a picture of the autopen, and replaced Biden name with "Autopen 2021-2025"?
All of this is utterly demented. I have seen two sets of photographs now from different angles, definitely looks real.
All of this is utterly demented. I have seen two sets of photographs now from different angles, definitely looks real.
I've seen this twice now, totally different photographs, what appears to be the same plaques - the Biden one says "Autopen" under the picture, with the dates Biden was in office.
December 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I've seen this twice now, totally different photographs, what appears to be the same plaques - the Biden one says "Autopen" under the picture, with the dates Biden was in office.