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Saturday phupload????? Saturday phupload pls????
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Saturday phupload????? Saturday phupload pls????
I do not believe it
August 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I do not believe it
what a manly man right here. nothing femme about this guy whatsoever.
June 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
what a manly man right here. nothing femme about this guy whatsoever.
local man smacks his mother's ankles
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
local man smacks his mother's ankles
uuhhhh happy phannie Friday, I just applied for a postdoc
March 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
uuhhhh happy phannie Friday, I just applied for a postdoc
actual footage of jack driving
March 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
actual footage of jack driving
the first three things I made from the phookbook: crunchy Brussels sprouts, Punjabi chole, and aloo palak!!
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
the first three things I made from the phookbook: crunchy Brussels sprouts, Punjabi chole, and aloo palak!!
ah crap I forgot it's phannie Friday. I'm wearing what I've been calling the plagiarism sweater
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ah crap I forgot it's phannie Friday. I'm wearing what I've been calling the plagiarism sweater
thinking I should've just bled out on the couch tbh
February 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
thinking I should've just bled out on the couch tbh
great news to hear from a university president when I'm two months from hitting the job market
February 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
great news to hear from a university president when I'm two months from hitting the job market
required stop: petting Solomon, the world's softest man. his expected whereabouts in six months are unknown (where job)
February 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
required stop: petting Solomon, the world's softest man. his expected whereabouts in six months are unknown (where job)
I edited dnp into the zanarkand blitzball arena
February 1, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I edited dnp into the zanarkand blitzball arena
me when I correctly spot a fake phishing attempt that's part of my institution's internal anti-phishing education campaign
January 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
me when I correctly spot a fake phishing attempt that's part of my institution's internal anti-phishing education campaign
phannie friday but it's Dan and Phil and a tiny horse and also my very large cat
January 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
phannie friday but it's Dan and Phil and a tiny horse and also my very large cat
my sister's reaction to the phupload
![me: "holy shit it's that version of Jenga we had"
[thumbnail of Dan and Phil's newest video]
sister: "Omg I've never seen that anywhere but our house lollll"
sister: "Have* - jenga girl talk is a staple in my home, all my friends know it lol](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7xqevvebng3p2gik7nhb5hr7/bafkreiho5eelnkpjlsd47inflwbr2qakmrdkom3t27m3opsmlfecpnxv4i@jpeg)
January 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
my sister's reaction to the phupload
he should be internet famous
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
he should be internet famous
January 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
stray dogs and also my cat, who will commit untold crimes for rotisserie chicken
December 15, 2024 at 10:34 PM
stray dogs and also my cat, who will commit untold crimes for rotisserie chicken
based on my 2010 yearbook, both
December 15, 2024 at 12:06 PM
based on my 2010 yearbook, both
if you see this, share your picrew and the last song you listened to!
November 28, 2024 at 1:04 AM
if you see this, share your picrew and the last song you listened to!
how does breadsky feel about the challah I made for the friend catsitting while I'm out of town
November 27, 2024 at 9:13 AM
how does breadsky feel about the challah I made for the friend catsitting while I'm out of town
people were REALLY mean about curly hair in the 2000s & early 2010s. it didn't fit with any of the popular aesthetics of the time. like (as you can see) my natural curl pattern is v similar and I RELIGIOUSLY flat ironed for YEARS from the moment I was allowed to style my own hair
November 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
people were REALLY mean about curly hair in the 2000s & early 2010s. it didn't fit with any of the popular aesthetics of the time. like (as you can see) my natural curl pattern is v similar and I RELIGIOUSLY flat ironed for YEARS from the moment I was allowed to style my own hair
reply for a color!
I got white 👻
I got white 👻
November 24, 2024 at 8:48 AM
reply for a color!
I got white 👻
I got white 👻
