Ahhhh my mum and sister are at the evening performance (I got them tickets for their respective birthdays)!! I hope it was spectacular. ✨✨

You forgot the can of Stella.

I think the pampas grass would make it bad vibes, have you considered a less overwhelming grass for your bisection?

If I had ever enjoyed a single sports autobiography I would be tempted to read this, but they’re all rubbish. The only good thing I’ve ever learnt from a sports biography is that Rio Ferdinand almost became a baller dancer.

Thank you ever so much, I’m absolutely chuffed. ☺️✨

Apologies, I did not appreciate how well-networked you are in the mud nerd community, but it makes sense given you have always been such an advocate for our crucial work.

Your favourite mud doctor, now award winning! 😎😎

Thank you Cathy, it’s been such a lovely surprise! ☺️✨

Thanks Abi! ❤️✨

Transcription of the image, because I forgot to add one (apologies!): "It is rather jolly this writing about matters non-scientific— let’s give up Science when you have done the 3 vols & take to gossip".

My mum’s chickens forced you to post this, didn’t they?

Not again, Gordo!! You really need to stop doing this.

I am out of practice, and I’ve forgotten how to #post. It’s a great tragedy.

Catch me imminently wearing it for the school run (no, I don’t have children, someone will have to lend me some).