True story: I started this in 2019 after our building burned down & I needed something to do with my hands to not lose my mind. I got as far as finishing the Stardew Valley pixel me (my hair was blue then) then put it down until today, when I added Mouse. It’s a masterpiece if I do say so myself 😌

I bet she had cake and ice cream and spied on you all day from her sunbeam, so I hope you didn’t do anything gross and/or pervy

ur mum 🫵

I feel like this is the most @glenberube.bsky.social joke I’ve ever made <3

It’s always been an entertaining show because we’re watching from the POV of the monster himself, so OF COURSE we’re not getting reliable narration & OF COURSE things are skewed to make Joe seem like a victim of circumstance at times but holy SHIT we aren’t morons 🥲

Turning the monologue on us at the end (we’re the YOU now and we’re part of why this all happened, get it?) made me cringe so hard I remain inside out at the moment. You didn’t have to treat us like we’re stupid, like we DON’T KNOW what we’ve been watching, but y’all went for that shit anyway 😮‍💨

We’ve been watching for 5 seasons now; he’s killed 20+ people under the guise of “you MADE me do it! I had no CHOICE because you’re such a FUCKING BITCH!” & I’m pretty sure you didn’t need to write the ending specifically for the .05% of viewers who don’t get that JOE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A MONSTER 💀

The creators of You are really out there right now giving interviews like “It was really important for us to unmask Joe, and show viewers the monster he really is” and I just… BRO NO, WE FUCKING KNOW

This is kinda what my bebe does— when I go downstairs she rushes ahead & lays down at the bottom on her back then rolls around til I rub her tum with my foot. Then EVERY SINGLE TIME she grabs it with her front paws & kicks it with her back paws, and EVERY SINGLE TIME I still give her my foot anyway

If your elementary school’s enrichment program in the 60s didn’t include a Narcolepsy Awareness Social Club you were failed, sadly 😓

I’ve never met anyone as stupid as this man, therefore he must not exist. 😶‍🌫️

I’d really like for him to disclose whatever crackpot supplements he’s taking because a YouTuber said Joe Rogan says they’re ✨magic✨, so I can make sure to avoid every single ingredient— forever

He’s getting willfully dumber by the day and it’s actually terrifying how gone this man’s brain is

Stick with me until at least tomorrow when we’ll discuss why it’s not scientifically valid (or feminist) to still make fun of Sarah Palin for being able to see Rahssiah from her house. Preview: she really could, trust me bro! The MSM doesn’t want you to know this top secret fact but—

You think he knows what DEI is? This is what we in the biz of not being rock bottom stupid call “punching way up”— that’s when you make a GREAT joke about a shitty person too stupid to understand it & then laugh harder & louder when they get mad because… they’re shitty, & also don’t understand it 😮‍💨

This can be easily explained by the seeing effect; mathematically your thumb must appear larger than the moon because it IS larger than the moon. Hope this helps!