I got a “tell your dog i said hi” magnet from @weratedogs.com and someone stole it. Good thing I also got a hat. But that’s just one more reason why I love dogs: they don’t steal magnets.

Here’s a picture of Pippa, judgmental judging magnet thieves.

Professor Pippa would rather wash her impressive wardrobe of cable knit sweaters than listen to your excuses for why your homework is late and half-assedly done.

I should have seen that coming.

@godpod.bsky.social when Trump was elected last time some friends and I wrote a book - www.trumpedupdrinks.com - I’d love to send you a copy!

My daughter is being bullied by her high school friend. She is 19 and in college. I thought this part was over. It’s breaking my heart.

This dog started life in a lab, spent time teaching vet students at Purdue, and is now living her best life on my sofa. Dogs aren’t allowed on the sofa. Her face expresses her opinion on that policy. I can’t argue with her.