Let’s take back the House! ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

This is a critical time sensitive action alert. The second coup attempt is underway. Please make these calls. This is very serious usurpation of power turning the presidency into a dictatorship.

I have an important announcement. I just caught one dog using another dog as a pillow. Please resume your regularly scheduled activities.

Everyone needs a Frankie, now more than ever 🥹

Gawd. When I first saw this I assumed the car just imploded spontaneously. Either way, a fitting start of the year for the gruesome twosome.

Ok, now my new getaway car is complete. The ride is one of the things I’ve splurged on post-election and pre-Democalypse because who knows if hybrid nonElonia cars will be allowed anymore. In my #yolo era!

Buddha has a sick tumtum today so he’s burritoed in an electric blankie and his ESA is the big spoon

What would I even do without these guys 🥹 😭

While we’re at it, let’s not forget to demolish @Tesla