Dear servers,
Please write down our orders. Even if you have impeccable memory and will definitely tell the kitchen the exact right thing, at least scribble something on paper to make me think you are writing it down. I don’t need the stress of wondering if my food will arrive correctly.
-Everyone

Saw a guy wearing this shirt. So in this scenario, is the bald eagle trying to steal this man’s guns?

I’ve already tried pinching myself and it didn’t work. What else should I do to wake up from this nightmare?