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Amy Charlotte Kean
@amycharlottekean.bsky.social
Small town girl with a heart of gold and a passion for leading cults.

Psychosociologist, bestselling author, tycoon, satirist and lover of 90s advertising jingles. Maybe she's born with it.
Celebrity Traitors proving once again how easy it is for powerful white men to hide in plain sight.

At this stage Jonathan could be wearing an “I am a Traitor’ t-shirt, walk around whistling Murder on the Dancefloor and vote for himself at the roundtable and still no one would suspect a thing
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The true essence of modern capitalism is paying extra for a ‘priority’ service that takes even longer than the regular service
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This is at Universal Studios
May 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I saw this on Sunset Boulevard yesterday.

I’ve seen these Netflix ads on social media so much that it genuinely felt like I’d spotted a celebrity. 🤣
April 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If this is a trial run to see if women can go and live on another planet while men get some therapy, then I support it
April 12, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This is my impression of consumers on April fools day
April 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You know what’s sad?

A few years ago on April fools day all these brands were out there going “woo hoo here’s a silly prank let’s have some fun!” and everyone on the internet was like “🤮🤮🤮 🤮ugh how cringe” and now hardly anyone does anything.

Be creative. Be cringe. DO PRANKS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
April 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Every time the IPA Agency Census gets released
February 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is.... genius.

While every brand is currently declaring their product "reimagined" or "reinvented" the folks at Cards Against Humanity are following suit, selling:

EMPTINESS, REDESIGNED.

It's a box. An empty box! Which they're selling for £59.

It’s the perfect mix of parody and audacity
February 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Top marks for this subject line from River Island
January 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I always see memes like this and imagine someone like Elon Musk or Andrew Tate reading it and thinking YEAH! IT’S NOT ME - IT’S THEM!
January 15, 2025 at 8:55 AM
“How can we make buying stuff feel like a game?”

Bore off, capitalism
January 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
January 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It’s only 10.30am and already all these thoughtful emails from brands are making it the BEST YEAR EVER! 🥰
January 1, 2025 at 10:35 AM
When I go to the pub I wanna see those
December 28, 2024 at 8:01 PM
This actually happened to me, too. Funny story
December 28, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Name a reality TV character with a more compelling hero’s journey.

I’ll wait

#realhousewives #rhony
December 27, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Yesterday we went for a walk in Old Felixstowe and saw this house in the middle of a huge field. It looked… moody.

It was completely boarded up, with bricks in the windows. And there was a bunch of freshly cut flowers laid where the door used to be.

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS HOUSE
December 27, 2024 at 9:57 AM
My dog is jubilant that we got matching jumpers for Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 2:35 PM
This old classic.

(Via The Daily Mash)
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Mic drop
December 24, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Let’s be very clear: there is nothing I want to see LESS than a roundup of how much I’ve spunked on cabs this year
December 23, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Not sure if you’ve seen this weekend’s Blake Lively lawsuit but her former director Justin Baldoni (accused of sexual harassment and hate campaigning) tried to use the same excuse
December 22, 2024 at 4:45 PM
In 2025 James Watt is going to start his own podcast and the clips of it will be all over social media and it’s gonna be horrible
December 18, 2024 at 1:52 PM
These glasses are capitalism at its worst.

At some point, probably decades ago, a hotel manager said “you know what? Let’s make our drinking glasses at the breakfast buffet small as thimbles.”

“Why? Because although the buffet is unlimited I must punish my customers by restricting their liquids”
December 17, 2024 at 8:34 AM