amybee314.bsky.social
@amybee314.bsky.social
That’s just what I was thinking—I’d be so annoyed at having to fix that every day
May 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If that won’t work, what will?
May 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Amy Army slogan!!
April 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Maybe God’s got cruel joke gifts, like the aunt who gave sweaters three sizes too big for Christmas and says, “I hope it isn’t too small!!”
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
April 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted
Meanwhile 3M a year was too much to feed our elderly who live alone and that’s the only meal they might receive . 😡
March 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What do you expect? There are like 4 people left working the entire government right now because everyone was fired
March 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Brilliant and about the only thing they’ll listen to
March 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Considering we skew red most of the time here in Indiana, it’s precisely what they voted for and they were stupid to think she was really going to represent THEM and not the shitgibbon
March 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I recently booked with a competitor for my daughter’s college graduation ceremony and ill do it again if I travel any more
March 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
March 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Not sure I qualify as I’m also neurodivergent but I would have said, “I feel like it takes too long when I’m in the seasons I like and too short when it’s going into the seasons I hate.”
March 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
It made me cry—for Henry and Isatu and for the millions of Henrys and Isatus. My son was diagnosed with TB after T1D camp when he was 12 but we are *lucky beyond measure* that he responded to meds just as he was becoming active. Had I lived somewhere else, my Steven could have been a Henry.
March 21, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Looks like feta cheese crumbles lol
February 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That would have rallied me to just about anything and I’m a chonky middle aged mom
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s what I had this morning! I did make my son eggs yesterday because they don’t hoard well like toilet paper did for so many people lol
February 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
After his last term, yes, I can believe it. He’s like an eighth grader who was given “principal for a day” after being elected class president by lying about McDonald’s for school lunch every day and recess for two hours.
February 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Excellent. I know from his parrot he isn’t adverse to cursing so at least he’ll get the full message
February 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I know where one is. The others…I’ll give you that.
February 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I also call him the Shitgibbon! But that’s properly spelled.
February 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Do they have WiFi accessible Ouija boards? Cause do I have some things to say about Andrew Jackson that he should hear
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s just so hard to get things down when they go up! I’ll let everyone insert their own crass Shitgibbon’s mushroom or Musk’s rocket explosion jokes
February 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I took a break from all social media that began January 19. I missed your mushrooms. Near a perfect one to come back to!
February 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I like books, drink coffee because it is life, and have *5* cats! 💙📚☕️🐈‍⬛
January 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM