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Amy Ames
@amyames.bsky.social
The Pink Menace
Often Imitated, never duplicated,
more delight than height
Steamer, Wrestler, Retro gamer🕹️
Suplexing Monsters & Princesses
Pinned
To my new followers

My namey Is Amy
I am a fan of wrestling, going to the gym, retro video games and bad Jokes
I am anxious, a little Insane, Bisexual
obsessed with everything 80's 90's and 00's
Twitch streamer since 2017

Anything else Just ask
or don't
To add to my already overwhelming anxiety the UK government has passed a law to "protect minors online"
requiring you to hand over your ID or limit your social media and even deleting accounts

I will not be giving away my personal info to people I don't trust so If I disappear that's why
August 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I took a short break from the Internet which was extended so I could mourn the death of the Immortal Hulk Hogan and rock legend Ozzy Osbourne
I am absolutely heartbroken
August 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How do you keep an idiot In suspense?
July 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My grandad said "Your generation relies too much on technology"
I said "No grandad, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"
and I unplugged his life support
July 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Water Is not wet
It makes other things wet
but water Itself Is not wet
July 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I sneeze like a baby kitten so don't laugh
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Holy crap, I just read my own mind- oh wait, everyone can do that.
July 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The english language doesn't have enough swear words
July 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No Mickey you shouldn't divorce your wife for acting a little silly

I never said she was acting silly I said she was fucking goofey!
July 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A dyslexic person walks Into a bra.
July 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why are you wearing a cat costume backwards?

I thought It was a male cat..
July 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
My doctor said I should drink less
so I went to the bar and I asked for something called "less"
they didn't know what that was so I had a vodka
cheers!
July 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you
July 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If there are any ghosts here are you alive or dead?
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
30% of pet owners let their pet sleep In their bed
I tried It wish my goldfish and It didn't go so well
July 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hows your food?

Pretty good but It keeps swearing at me
July 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Last night I decided to lay In bed and read the entire dictionary
But It didn't work cause I got up to p
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
20 years ago today my uncle passed away
I still remember the last words he said to me
"Stop shaking that ladder you little shit"
July 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I was sitting In traffic the other day
then I got run over
June 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I like my tea the same way I like people

In a bag
under water
June 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just when I start to feel numb from life punching me In the stomach It starts kicking me In the shins
June 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sorry I came Into your life
I probably ruined It.
June 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I am great at pac-man
see how many times my ghosts killed that yellow thing
June 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I should be ashamed of myself

though I never am
June 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Not sure when they changed the Home and Away theme song
but I love It.
June 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM