That forward lean is so upsetting. Like raise your hand if a drunk man has ever gotten in your face just like that. (Also he’s the color of a mothball)

“Delight in their own bad faith” is the phrase I’ve needed.

Thank you, sir, for changing the axis of the globe and also doing some of my work for me.

🐣

If an egg cannot be purchased, how much does an egg cost? (Schrodinger’s egg?)

I believe this is a common strategy taught to people with dyslexia and other reading based learning disabilities!

It’s so spectacular 💕

This is how I feel when I vote and/or go to the dentist.