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ambee 🐝
@ampjamz.bsky.social
· May 12
whoever named stickers that really ate bc hell yeah they do that
who would win?
1 billion lions
vs
every single pokemon in the pokemon franchise
1 billion lions
vs
every single pokemon in the pokemon franchise
July 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
who would win?
1 billion lions
vs
every single pokemon in the pokemon franchise
1 billion lions
vs
every single pokemon in the pokemon franchise
i’m loud and fat for the same reason: i can’t keep my goddamn mouth shut
July 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i’m loud and fat for the same reason: i can’t keep my goddamn mouth shut
being bisexual is so hard bc both men and women are out of my league
June 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
being bisexual is so hard bc both men and women are out of my league
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psa: not all nurses are bitches, but ALL BITCHES are nurses
June 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
psa: not all nurses are bitches, but ALL BITCHES are nurses
if you or a loved one knows a brony you may be entitled to financial compensation
June 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
if you or a loved one knows a brony you may be entitled to financial compensation
i love how unserious gen z is 💀
June 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i love how unserious gen z is 💀
there is a warrant out for my arrest in Canada because I forgot to say bless you after someone sneezed
June 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
there is a warrant out for my arrest in Canada because I forgot to say bless you after someone sneezed
not high just stupid: i just realized rent is just a subscription to live in someone else’s building
June 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
not high just stupid: i just realized rent is just a subscription to live in someone else’s building
had no choice but to delete tiktok bc my fyp was becoming invaded by magats
June 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
had no choice but to delete tiktok bc my fyp was becoming invaded by magats
otis from back at the barnyard is canonically trans bc male cows don’t have udders
May 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
otis from back at the barnyard is canonically trans bc male cows don’t have udders
it’s almost summer which means alt girlies are close to their adam sandler eras
May 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
it’s almost summer which means alt girlies are close to their adam sandler eras
hauling oats? i’m no farmer mf
May 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
hauling oats? i’m no farmer mf
May 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
whoever named stickers that really ate bc hell yeah they do that
May 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
whoever named stickers that really ate bc hell yeah they do that