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amphibiousmessiah.bsky.social
@amphibiousmessiah.bsky.social
Pro wrestling nerd. ASMR enthusiast. Parramatta Eels and Melbourne Demons tragic. LQBTQ+ and sex worker safe space. Doing my best to be a decent human. This account will most likely be NSFW. Absolutely 18+ only! Don’t say you weren’t warned.
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January 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It’s not much, but I grew it myself 😊
December 28, 2024 at 6:49 AM
Hehehehe squirt 🤣
November 20, 2024 at 8:24 AM
I’ll even up the ante and post a pic of me wearing a butt plug with a candy cane hanging from it 🤣
January 3, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Yes. Yes it should 😁
January 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I feel this needs to be recreated ASAP.....except without the scarf hehehe
November 2, 2023 at 12:25 PM
This is your masturbatory reminder 😁
September 10, 2023 at 8:33 AM
Fingers, toes, arms and legs crossed, with good juju vibes sent your way 😊
September 5, 2023 at 1:11 AM
If I do, will you promise a Titty Tuesday post tomorrow? 😋
September 4, 2023 at 9:59 AM
I might be brave enough to post the unedited version one day haha
September 4, 2023 at 4:27 AM
I work in retail and I haven’t stopped masking up at work. To this day I’m still the ONLY staff member who hasn’t had COVID. Not planning on stopping any time soon.
September 1, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Let’s call mine a “good faith gesture” 😁
August 30, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Moisty McMoist Face perhaps?
August 30, 2023 at 5:55 AM
Her Royal Moistness? 🤣
August 30, 2023 at 3:52 AM
I’ll post my ass if you do 😊
August 30, 2023 at 3:46 AM