&rew
@ampersandrew.bsky.social
Dogs, airplanes, puns, Star Trek, Disney, cookies. One time I got the Wordle on the first guess, so it's all downhill from here. 🏳️🌈 He/him
Today a friend sent me these photos of me from college. What a twink.
January 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Today a friend sent me these photos of me from college. What a twink.
Hi everyone! I am in a terrible mood today for no good reason and genuinely feel sorry for anyone unfortunate enough to interact with me!
January 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Hi everyone! I am in a terrible mood today for no good reason and genuinely feel sorry for anyone unfortunate enough to interact with me!
Genuinely concerned that Instagram thinks I should buy this thing that I can only assume is a very ornate buttplug.
December 13, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Genuinely concerned that Instagram thinks I should buy this thing that I can only assume is a very ornate buttplug.
No, I don’t know why I’m holding my hands like that.
December 6, 2024 at 7:31 PM
No, I don’t know why I’m holding my hands like that.
My “Popular with Friends” feed is all photos of men in various states of undress. Y’all need Jesus.
December 3, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My “Popular with Friends” feed is all photos of men in various states of undress. Y’all need Jesus.
Has anyone actually figured out what the difference is between ringling and ring-ting-tingling?
November 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Has anyone actually figured out what the difference is between ringling and ring-ting-tingling?
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Happy Thanksgiving week to bisexual Bob Belcher and only bisexual Bob Belcher
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Happy Thanksgiving week to bisexual Bob Belcher and only bisexual Bob Belcher
I just heard someone say a bunch of bad stuff about Moo-Deng and I think they were being really hippo-critical.
November 27, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I just heard someone say a bunch of bad stuff about Moo-Deng and I think they were being really hippo-critical.
Desperately wishing I was still on vacation.
November 27, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Desperately wishing I was still on vacation.
A 25 percent tariff on Canada? What are they worried about us importing from there — sensible gun control laws?
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
A 25 percent tariff on Canada? What are they worried about us importing from there — sensible gun control laws?
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Someone told me it’s #fcf, which I can only assume is a Friday when we post photos of ourselves flying First Class. So here I am last year on Singapore Airlines.
November 22, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Someone told me it’s #fcf, which I can only assume is a Friday when we post photos of ourselves flying First Class. So here I am last year on Singapore Airlines.
Ok my feed on here has become extremely spicy due to a bout of thirst following 🫣
November 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Ok my feed on here has become extremely spicy due to a bout of thirst following 🫣
This administration is running out of candidates unqualified enough to be in the cabinet.
November 19, 2024 at 11:52 PM
This administration is running out of candidates unqualified enough to be in the cabinet.
Tokyo Disneyland just hits different. (From a couple months ago.)
November 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Tokyo Disneyland just hits different. (From a couple months ago.)
If the two main Japanese airlines (ANA and JAL) merged, would the new company be called ANAL? 🤔
November 15, 2024 at 9:15 PM
If the two main Japanese airlines (ANA and JAL) merged, would the new company be called ANAL? 🤔
Fun fact: hot tubs make me sleepy.
November 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Fun fact: hot tubs make me sleepy.
Even though this was the election result I expected and I thought I had mentally prepared myself for it, it’s tough to accept that this is reality.
November 14, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Even though this was the election result I expected and I thought I had mentally prepared myself for it, it’s tough to accept that this is reality.
Back to work tomorrow after an 11-day vacation. It’s going to be so tough returning to reality (especially given the election results).
November 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Back to work tomorrow after an 11-day vacation. It’s going to be so tough returning to reality (especially given the election results).
It’s been only three days since I was at Epcot and I’m already counting down the days until the next time I’m there.
November 12, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It’s been only three days since I was at Epcot and I’m already counting down the days until the next time I’m there.
Following lots of folks who deleted their Tw*tter and migrated over here. Good riddance.
November 11, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Following lots of folks who deleted their Tw*tter and migrated over here. Good riddance.
Hopefully everyone had a really good STD! (Star Trek Day)
September 9, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Hopefully everyone had a really good STD! (Star Trek Day)
Spotted this at Dulles Airport yesterday; any idea what it is? I'm guessing some sort of airplane.
September 7, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Spotted this at Dulles Airport yesterday; any idea what it is? I'm guessing some sort of airplane.