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Jess
@amperjess.bsky.social
Overeducated millennial cat lady and front-end developer. She/her
The gossip at your local office holiday party has way juicier drama and doesn't make the news. People just can't help but pile on the humiliation of some random lady just because it made a funny tiktok.
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposted by Jess
Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So true. And way cuter.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This entire administration is just
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Jess
The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Got a bit chilly so they took their tourist pics before they scurry off. Lmao pathetic little psychos.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Even the ads for consumer AI products have reverted to "uhh our AI bot can help you make a sandwich (sometimes)?" Far cry from the life-changing magical sidekicks promised a couple years ago.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM