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Michael C.🫘
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Just trying to stay sane in an insane world. Just trying to make people smile to get through the day.
“What is thy bidding, my master?” This Temu Star Wars knock off is terrible. Looks like the Trade Federation has a rep there… along side Big Bird.
May 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
@taradublinrocks.bsky.social Thank you for saying it on @halsparks.com Mega Worldwide. Do we really think that the ONE time they decide to discuss battle plans, they get caught??? Can someone please ask how often they discuss”non-classified” info on Signal? #signalgate
March 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Has anyone asked how many of these group chats have been done where a journalist wasn’t added by accident???
March 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
March 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There are a couple of things that really “grind my gears” and they are on full display in the White House.
First: I can’t stand people blowing smoke up my ass. It’s just gross. (And it tickles) This administration requires it. Second: People that get mad cause you didn’t thank them enough.
Childish
March 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So.. the US is just going to “HAVE” Gaza now? Sounds like something a predator would say. 🤮
February 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I know that I’m a nobody but you’d think I’d get a couple of interactions on here in 3 months. I guess it could be worse.
February 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bingo!!! (diagonally from upper left to lower right)
B: pulling the US out of WHO. (This should go well again)
I: Letting Elmo into government servers
N: Free Space
G: Renaming the Gulf of Mexico
O: US “taking over” the Gaza Strip

What do I win???
February 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I know we’ve been told that its correct to say “attorneys general” & “inspectors general” but, if it’s a title, why wouldn’t it be “attorney generals” and “inspector generals” when we are talking about multiple of each title? Would we also say “attorney’s general car” in possessive case?
January 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If Trump can sue CBS for editing an interview with Kamala, can we sue Fox for cutting his response to a question about releasing the Epstein files? They cut his answer down to “yes” and left out all of the backpedaling and final response, paraphrasing here, “no”.
January 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Since we are entering an Idiocracy today: Where can I stream “Ow! My Balls!”?
January 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The confirmation hearings won’t truly matter until people are charged with lying under oath. How many people have objectively lied to get through the process. There’s nothing to deter them from lying… nothing!
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@titusnation.bsky.social Was watching the Titus Podcast and & the heroine analogy was spot on. 🎯
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
As much as the right screams about the “Deep State” all of the time I wanted to make a list of groups that are actually deeply embedded in politics to influence. We will call them “The Real Deep State”.

Heritage Foundation
Federalist Society…
November 29, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Am I crazy of was it never about the price of eggs but about misogyny and racism? I have never paid over $4.00 for a dozen eggs this whole time. (Grated, I don’t always get the fancy eggs where the chicken get a spa treatment 3 times a day.)
November 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
To paraphrase Obi-Wan: Who is more foolish? The fool that pics the dumbest cabinet pick or the fools that follow him? Or the dumb cabinet picks? Or the people that confirm said cabinet picks? Serious question.
November 20, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Why would he do this on his last day of his first term if he was so concerned? I think the Beastie Boys have a song about this. (With a cool video) He doesn’t really care about immigration.

www.politico.com/news/2021/01...
Trump grants Venezuelans temporary legal status on his way out
The U.S. will defer for 18 months the removal of certain Venezuelan nationals.
www.politico.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:52 PM
I wish these “Trump could subvert democracy and here’s how” articles/headlines would just stop. I don’t think he or his team is smart enough to think up this stuff on their own. You are giving him the instruction manual.
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I saw this during the campaign and it has bugged me ever since. What happened to this couch?? 🤮
November 15, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Can we get him to take another "Person, woman, man, camera, TV" test, please??
November 13, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Just watched @halsparks.com take on Donald’s censorship video. 💯 My take: so Don is going to end censorship by *checks notes* censoring anyone that factchecks him….?
a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Please don’t judge every Tesla driver as a red hat. I bought used (before Leon went Dark MAGA) because I wanted an EV and no other comparable EV was in my price range. I’d be happy to trade it if anyone wants to donate to the cause or is buying used ok?
November 12, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I just wanted to see some long overdue accountability but I guess that was too much to ask for. SMH
November 12, 2024 at 2:51 AM