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Showing off my cute sweater
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Showing off my cute sweater
I think I’m getting sick
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think I’m getting sick
Hosting a Thanksgiving meal at work today and I have created trivia for it and everything. Coworkers better not let this flop.
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hosting a Thanksgiving meal at work today and I have created trivia for it and everything. Coworkers better not let this flop.
God I love salmon
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
God I love salmon
You know what they say
Never waste a Friday night on a first date
But there I was,
in my heels with my hair straight
And so I take him to this bar
this man wouldn't dance
He didn't ask a single question
And he was wearing these fugly jeans
Never waste a Friday night on a first date
But there I was,
in my heels with my hair straight
And so I take him to this bar
this man wouldn't dance
He didn't ask a single question
And he was wearing these fugly jeans
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know what they say
Never waste a Friday night on a first date
But there I was,
in my heels with my hair straight
And so I take him to this bar
this man wouldn't dance
He didn't ask a single question
And he was wearing these fugly jeans
Never waste a Friday night on a first date
But there I was,
in my heels with my hair straight
And so I take him to this bar
this man wouldn't dance
He didn't ask a single question
And he was wearing these fugly jeans
Eating pizza, creampie-ing somebody’s son, eating a slice of pie for dessert. It’s a pie-fecta.
November 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Eating pizza, creampie-ing somebody’s son, eating a slice of pie for dessert. It’s a pie-fecta.
Finally home from work. Need a hole. Any takers?
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Finally home from work. Need a hole. Any takers?
I’m on a diet so I’ll only have one 3 musketeers bars for lunch 🥗
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m on a diet so I’ll only have one 3 musketeers bars for lunch 🥗
Get on your hands and knees to worship me
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Get on your hands and knees to worship me
I’ve never even seen a cock Ring irl
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ve never even seen a cock Ring irl
You ever just DM someone and they immediately delete their account? Awkward…
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You ever just DM someone and they immediately delete their account? Awkward…
How many loads can you swallow in a day before being considered a slut? Asking for a friend
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How many loads can you swallow in a day before being considered a slut? Asking for a friend
Good morning to all the cute boys in my phone
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Good morning to all the cute boys in my phone
Popping out to say hi
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Popping out to say hi
So worked up today I leaked through my work pants 😅
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So worked up today I leaked through my work pants 😅
Making out with a cute boy 😮💨 I need it
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Making out with a cute boy 😮💨 I need it
With balls like these I don’t get Sunday scaries. Sundays are afraid of me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
With balls like these I don’t get Sunday scaries. Sundays are afraid of me.
I wish I liked my chest like some of yall 😂
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I wish I liked my chest like some of yall 😂
Starting Assassins Creed Valhalla for the millionth time
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Starting Assassins Creed Valhalla for the millionth time
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Lady Maga
(I’m so sorry)
Lady Maga
(I’m so sorry)
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Biley Cyrus
Biley Cyrus
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Jelly Clarkson
Jelly Clarkson
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Lady Maga
(I’m so sorry)
Lady Maga
(I’m so sorry)
Softie Saturday or whatever
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Softie Saturday or whatever
Stepped on a tiny sliver of glass and had to pull it out of my foot by myself 😭
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Stepped on a tiny sliver of glass and had to pull it out of my foot by myself 😭