Vampire gf spat out my blood because apparently she could taste the garlic from last night's olive garden date

Started calling my vampire polycule the "Spookie Pookies" and it has illicited a warm reception

Exploration of peaceful places

#pixelart

I love sending thousands of soldiers to take some shack in the middle of nowhere and immediately losing it 10 seconds after

When ever older members of the vampire polycule start getting uppity, me and Sona just start saying shit like "you've gyatt to pipe down," and you can see the psychic damage it deals to them and the other vampire that's from the 90s

Vampire gf bit my ass now I cant sit right :(

Being the only human in a vampire polycule is great until they all get hungry, and suddenly, I'm left anemic