My dog likes to shit on the pebbles at this riverside beach. (Yes, i clean it up) I love taking majestic photos of her shitting in the sunset by the water.

Because i like to be a highly functional bitch, when my mom asked me what I want for christmas, i told her a jumper pack and tire inflater.
I used the tire inflator on my own vehicle, and the jumper pack on her car when she haden't started it for a week in the bitter cold. Worked out for both of us

@goonhammer.com its a, uh, banner day for you bud...

While i do not want tiktok shut down, when i get constant ads, pushes for tiktok shop junk, weird AF lives, and then THIS... (yep, thats the notsee version behind the poo. No serifs or anything to make it a beautiful hindi symbol.) Maybe it wouldnt hurt to give that app a few moments in the dark.

The face of the poor dog who did not get a piece of butter from my baguette. She is clearly melting away dispite being slightly overweight from a year of stealing her sisters large breed puppy kibble.

I just had dinner at a nice resturant with a 4 year old, a 7 and an 8 year old. I can indeed confirm that childfree was the correct choice for me.

My neices asked if they could do a snow volcano. I got excited... what they a rually meant was putting a paper cup into the top of a snow pile and adding baking soda/vinegr.
Mine was making flaming snow piles. 😈

Auntie is a bad influence.

Does anyone know how to dissable some push notifications? Im good with seeing replies or follows, but i dont need to know about every like.

I love seeing a cyber truck at a used car lot.