Ammon
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Dodgers back to back is crazy. Canada shoulda known better after what kendrick did to drake.
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Dodgers back to back is crazy. Canada shoulda known better after what kendrick did to drake.
Nooooo not haliburton!
June 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nooooo not haliburton!
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AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”
Haliban at it again… gonna be crazy if the pacers take the dub in the finals.
June 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Haliban at it again… gonna be crazy if the pacers take the dub in the finals.
Yeah I can see this. That game one loss when they had 99.7% chance to win with less than 3 mins less could have been prevented by coaching.
FROM SHAMS:
BREAKING: The New York Knicks are relieving Tom Thibodeau of his duties as head coach, sources tell ESPN. Thibodeau led the Knicks to their first East Finals in 25 years, made playoffs in 4 of 5 years and led Knicks to consecutive 50+ win seasons for first time since the 1990s.
BREAKING: The New York Knicks are relieving Tom Thibodeau of his duties as head coach, sources tell ESPN. Thibodeau led the Knicks to their first East Finals in 25 years, made playoffs in 4 of 5 years and led Knicks to consecutive 50+ win seasons for first time since the 1990s.
June 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yeah I can see this. That game one loss when they had 99.7% chance to win with less than 3 mins less could have been prevented by coaching.
Ben stiller, himothy chamalet, and spike lee showing up to every knicks game is whats really turning up this series. They’re going to need to go 3v1 triple H though.
May 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ben stiller, himothy chamalet, and spike lee showing up to every knicks game is whats really turning up this series. They’re going to need to go 3v1 triple H though.
How did the knicks throw that game.
May 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
How did the knicks throw that game.
This the most based thing a rich person has done in a while.
Ben Cohen, a co-founder of Ben & Jerry's, was arrested on Wednesday in Washington, D.C., after he interrupted a Senate hearing to protest Congress’s funding of Israel’s military as it wages war against Hamas in Gaza.
Ben & Jerry’s Founder Arrested at Senate Hearing After Protesting War in Gaza
www.nytimes.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This the most based thing a rich person has done in a while.
We have a verified Obama now? Oh bsky is in the mix fr.
Happy Mother's Day to all the amazing moms and mother-figures!
Michelle, the girls and I are so lucky to have you in our lives. We love you.
Michelle, the girls and I are so lucky to have you in our lives. We love you.
May 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
We have a verified Obama now? Oh bsky is in the mix fr.
The roots of yo mama jokes got me cackling
I'm obsessed with how much ancient history wikipedia editors managed to fit into the "yo mama" article
!["ancient times": "The incarnations of filial piety in various cultures are reflected by examples through history.
Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23.[5]
Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..."
Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreidcdkfyzscdzh4unmybeifcgcczndq75j3rpnc56ukljmmru6t6he@jpeg)
!["Plutarch's biography of Cicero notes that:[6]
Again, in a dispute with Cicero, Metellus Nepos asked repeatedly "Who is your father?"
"In your case," said Cicero, "your mother has made the answer to this question rather difficult."
In the Strategies of the Warring States, it is recorded that the following was said by the King Wei of Qi after "](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreicsucky7emyx7w7yqakzcybqu42emqanuohytxmnyk4c5dect3ujy@jpeg)
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The roots of yo mama jokes got me cackling
Lakers headed off to cancun now, until next year.
May 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Lakers headed off to cancun now, until next year.
Wild to destroy your trillion dollar company because you have a trans child and wish they weren’t. Instead Leon could have tried to speak with and understand his child and show unconditional love.
Tesla profits down 71 % 1st quarter -
Tesla takedown !
Tesla takedown !
April 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wild to destroy your trillion dollar company because you have a trans child and wish they weren’t. Instead Leon could have tried to speak with and understand his child and show unconditional love.
This is stark warning that all Americans must heed.
Before the election, I warned that there is no safe haven under authoritarianism.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
If they can ship Kilmar Abrego Garcia to a foreign prison—accused of no crime, with no trial—they can do it to anyone.
Americans of conscience must stand against this now.
April 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is stark warning that all Americans must heed.
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
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The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—
Oh.
Oh.
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—
Oh.
Oh.
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
People goin crazy for these lady gaga tickets.
April 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
People goin crazy for these lady gaga tickets.
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
For st. Patricks day the white house booked connor mcgreggor lmao.
March 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
For st. Patricks day the white house booked connor mcgreggor lmao.
Wait what happened to the third big bear eagle chick???
March 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Wait what happened to the third big bear eagle chick???
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
March 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
People blaming ukraine but the real ones know it was probably the k-pop stans defending democracy.
March 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
People blaming ukraine but the real ones know it was probably the k-pop stans defending democracy.
Big if true
Kendrick Lamar taking psychology at UCLA in order to improve his lyrics is absolutely terrifying
March 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Big if true
They’re saying the quiet part loud af now.
February 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They’re saying the quiet part loud af now.